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to ask DP to prune my bush?

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memoo · 21/05/2009 13:58

Because with my big baby belly I'm kind of struggling to reach it

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oxocube · 21/05/2009 13:58

depends if he's the green fingered type

Stretch · 21/05/2009 13:59

Get a gardener in. You don't want your topiary to be lopsided, do you?

RumourOfAHurricane · 21/05/2009 14:00

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oxocube · 21/05/2009 14:02

just make sure he doesn't get out the Black and Decker hedge trimmer - could end badly

Stretch · 21/05/2009 14:02

That would be some bush shine!!

memoo · 21/05/2009 14:04
Grin
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Sheeta · 21/05/2009 14:04

Depends what animal you want it sculpted into..

memoo · 21/05/2009 14:05

Maybe I could ask him to shape it into a love heart

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memoo · 21/05/2009 14:07

shineon, if I hadn't been so good at keeping up the pruning all these years my bush would most definately be backing onto neighbours property

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Stretch · 21/05/2009 14:07

Or.....what about tiger stripes!!!

memoo · 21/05/2009 14:10

loving the idea of tiger stripes

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EachPeachPearMum · 21/05/2009 14:23

One of our neighbours has their bush trimmed into a peacock- it's lovely, and certainly a talking point...

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memoo · 21/05/2009 14:35

Maybe I could get a man in if DP is unwilling, I've heard of a local guy who's prices are quite reasonable

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oxocube · 21/05/2009 15:00

Does said handyman come with his own .....erm.... equipment? And make sure you ask for references. Maybe he could show you photos of his previous work

memoo · 21/05/2009 15:37

PMSL oxo!!

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StripeyOss · 21/05/2009 15:45

omg, the ambiguousness of this whole thread is awesome, rofl.

I'd pay a professional.. your DP's hand might not be steady enough and goodness knows what he might accidentally chop off!

TheMitsubishiWarrioress · 21/05/2009 16:02

Well.. there is nothing like a nicely trimmed bush, your DP could do it in the 'privetsy' of your own garden.....

memoo · 21/05/2009 16:44

Mitsubishi, I have always take such care to ensure my bush is neatly pruned and it sadens me to think of it becoming all overgrown and unloved

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bella39 · 21/05/2009 16:52

Only a spring flowering one, like a Forsythia, should be pruned now.

Have you got a Buddleia? If so, leave well alone.

Don't want to lose your flower do you?

BitOfFun · 21/05/2009 16:57

Beware though that too bare a bush may inhibit nesting...

memoo · 21/05/2009 17:04

crikey bella, you're far more knowledgable on this subject that I.

I'm not sure if its a spring flowering one, I can't even see it properly to check.

Must get my hand mirror out.

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flamingtoaster · 21/05/2009 17:16

Just be careful - you have to be particularly careful with pussy willow.

Portofino · 21/05/2009 17:16

My dh actually offered to do mine! It made him all excited, Men are indeed strange beasts,

memoo · 21/05/2009 17:17

How about a lattice effect?

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