to think this the most offensive response ever?

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Me to bloke whose dog had just a huge poo on the grass on our local green:
'Excuse me, are you not going to pick that up?'
Bloke to me: 'How about I make you eat it, you ct. F* off.'
I cycled off very quickly. What would you have done?

I'm incredibly mouthy but I live in a very safe area and feel secure enough to be mouthy in these surroundings

Depends where you live I guess.....

I'm too much of an arse to leave it

I was thinking about this today. I'm so fed up with it. I was driving to work, going round a roundabout and a car pulled onto it right in front of me and I had to slam on the brakes. I tooted at him and got several gestures and a torrent of swearwords. No need for it at all. It's just so disheartening. Even when people are in the wrong or it's a tiny thing there is so much aggression and hatred.

id have cried

Hey thanks for all your lovely supportive messages .

horrible and i think you were right to back off if that is what your instincts were telling you to do
it's all very well people saying "i would have done this"
they were not there and you were quite rightly following your instincts for survival - he sounds scary and dangerous tbh

He sounds like a nutter so fair enough to cycle off very quickly.

There is so much dog shit in one particular part of my local park that I am half-seriously considering printing out signs that say if my daughter treads in one more pile of dog crap I am going to start laying rat bait around the park for the shitty little dogs to find.