To blame mumsnet!

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Was in a mad rush today to get a prescription before picking kids up etc, so was v pleased to find a 30 minute parking space nearby. However, just as was about to get in there, a massive huge foul co2 gas emitting monster of a - a THING pulled up and took both spaces. Did I ask the person inside to move nicely? No I muttered 'cuntbucket' and glared! I blame mumsnet for this unwarranted decline in my language. Am I being unreasonable?? !

lol..

you should have poured fruitshoots over the bonnet and left a mooncup under the windscreen wipers.

Absolutely. We are meerly eductaing you in a more varied vocabulary. Be grateful

i like that word - i have never heard it before but it sums up the situation perfectly and is so expressive. i will use it myself frequently - but not in front of the dcs, of course then i can blame you!!! so no, yanbu

and so much nicer than bucketcunt dont you think

ooooh that sounds gross - bit like how you feel post-childbirth walking down the maternity wing!!!