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Not to be miserable forced to sit two hours in McDonalds near a motorway?

84 replies

Maninadirndl · 18/05/2009 16:22

I'm a nature child born and bred. My garden is a paradise on a hot day, an oasis of cool shady apple and plum trees, herbs and a small veg garden for my organic attempt at life. I grow my own veg, watch River Cottage and Gardeners World almost religiously and own a wood burning Austrian tile stove.

So the invite last week to spend two hours whilst my daughter went to a friend's birthday party was quite a culture shock. From planting up geraniums in their boxes for the summer in the morning to the concrete and metal of McDonalds just off a major European Autobahn was quite a culture shock. My daughter sat in this stuffy red London bus for the party whilst I clackety-clacked with some German mothers who were very nice and friendly but a world away from mine. I found it hell. The children climbed up awful plastic climbing thingies to the soundtrack of roaring cars and lorries with the blare of MTV out of nearby speakers.

The idea of a treat was chips and cola and a bag of goodies filled with sweet rubbish from a major corporation filled one who has been trying so hard to feed his kids on organic natural home grown food where possible, with revulsion.

Upon telling others how much I hated the experience no one really understood my point of view. Is there anyone who also hates these so called "great places for the kids"?

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pinkyp · 18/05/2009 19:51

why are you so "shocked" by this cultureif u say it was YOUR life style only a few years ago? I dont get it..

ErnestTheBavarian · 18/05/2009 20:17

so, are you a man in a dirndl?! Does it suit your figure? Do you have man boobs? Are you in Bavaria?

Starbear · 18/05/2009 20:30

Sorry Just because everyone else eats the stuff, I don't have to. I'll spend my pound else where. Ds can eat it when he earns his own money or I'm not looking!
Best hangover cure is a BLT made by Alberto in Garratt lane so there!
I was just agreeing with OP that I wouldn't like to go to a party there. Sorry I thought this was still a free country. I think Germany is too! Why would Ds hate me as a adult!!! Just because I said No to MacD
I don't hate my Mum and she never bought me a dolls house or a bicycle

psychomum5 · 18/05/2009 20:34

and there was me thinking that the insanity of last friday had ended!!!

GothAnneGeddes · 18/05/2009 21:38

The replies to these sorts of posts are very good at reminding me to do my pelvic floor exercises.

Nighbynight · 18/05/2009 22:33

Ooh, Maninadirndl, were you at Irschenberg?

If so, YABVFU! It is gorgeous! You can quaff your coke and stuff your face with burgers while taking in the gorgeous panorama of the Bavarian Alps.

And the children love playing in that red london bus! And the loos are free! And if you drive 200 m down the road and round the corner you can bypass the Shell and get petrol at non-motorway prices!

Nighbynight · 18/05/2009 22:36

PS if your child had spent weeks in hospital with a MacDonalds round the corner as mine did, you'd precious soon get over your organic fixation. You'd be too busy visiting your child to faff around in your organic garden, and grateful for any bite you could snatch on the way.

They do do salad, you know. You should train your child to choose the salads, like mine do.

Nighbynight · 18/05/2009 22:38

PPS The milk at McDonalds is organic too.

mrsboogie · 18/05/2009 22:39

Oh please do more posts OP - I love this type of unintentionally hilarious twattery.

Nighbynight · 18/05/2009 22:45

no - I think he's tongue in cheek. Am dying to know if it was Irschenberg, and he is my next door neighbour.

mrsboogie · 19/05/2009 00:04

ahh intentionally hilarious twattery? just as good!

zookeeper · 19/05/2009 00:22

lol lol lol lol at "wood burning austrian tile stove"

zookeeper · 19/05/2009 00:23

I want one to cook my spaghetti hoops on

Maninadirndl · 19/05/2009 08:36

Ernest servus und Gruß aus Holzkirchen.

Yep it was just down the road in Irschenberg. You see daughter's friend lives in Miesbach.

My God with some of the attacks I've received here you'd think I've just entered a coven. If my words sounded arrogant it certainly wasn't the intention and I have no problem saying sorry there. Superiority isn't a trait of mine - I leave that to many of the upper class Germans I know. I'm only just getting back to health after losing four kilos in a week from spring tiredness which affects foreigners near the Alps in winter a lot according to my doctor - see my other posting in "Health."

Perhaps it's a reflection of the rollercoaster ride of being an expat when I mention I was on about topping myself in the morning. Later in the afternoon I realise it was just Monday feeling. One minute you are feeling top of the word the next phenomenally isolated. Thanks tosome of the MN here who have helped me laugh, esp the shitty comments.

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 19/05/2009 08:46

The OP should get together with Bonsoiranna, they are perfect for each other.

poshwellies · 19/05/2009 09:55

Mc D's owns 33% of Pret a Manger

DunderMifflin · 19/05/2009 10:11

Funny, funny, funny!

Maninadirndl · 19/05/2009 10:38

By the way what the buggery is YANBU? I only know it as a city on the Red Sea coast of Saudi Arabia where I used to live.

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troutpout · 19/05/2009 10:39

rofl!
Maninadirndl...you are so funny...i am liking your posts

reach4sky · 19/05/2009 10:43

McDonalds is no better or no worse nutritionally and ethically than Pret a Manger, Nando's, Pizza Express, Gourmet Burger Bitchen, Wagammama and a host of other food outlets that get the middle class "seal of approval". A least Mcdonalds use British meat, organic milk and have fresh fruit and carrot sticks on offer. They are also unusual in making it clear to all what the calorific and nutritional content of their food is.

A Big Mac has less fat and fewer calories than a Tuna Baguette from Pret as does Big Mac and fries relative to most Pizza Express Pizza's.

And I speak as someone who has an orchard and a massive vegetable garden and cooks from scratch.

ruddynorah · 19/05/2009 10:45

oh lord what a funny thread!

onepieceofcremeegg · 19/05/2009 10:47

The OP forgot to say that MacD's were out of goatburgers - that is why he is a bit p*d off.

solidgoldSneezeLikeApig · 19/05/2009 10:49

FFS OP you win Twat of The Week hands down.
Get over yourself. Your poor DC are going to have a great time in the future with party invites - all the parents will be going, well, don't mind the kids but are they going to take after that appalling wanky father and ponce round telling us how vile and consumerist we all are, all day? Can't someone slip him a WKD-and-Rohypnol and shut him up for a bit?

Starbear · 19/05/2009 11:19

Well I wasn't willing to sell them my Daisy

Maninadirndl · 19/05/2009 13:29

Maninadirndl...you are so funny...i am liking your posts

Troutpout: may I point out the grammar style of your post is somewhat poor and dare I say it somewhat Indian in style?

I am pleased to be correcting your postings Madam!

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