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Is my cat being unreasonable?

60 replies

hobbgoblin · 18/05/2009 00:31

In acting all peeved with me for twatting him with the upstairs window sending him flying down the conservatory roof and onto the garden below?

He was miaowing to come in about 5am yesterday morning, so obligingly I hauled pregnant self to the window where he was sat on the ledge waiting to come in. Except, I was a bit bleary eyed and didn't notice he was sat right behind the actual window opening so that when I opened it it knocked him off and he landed on the conservatory roof, slid all down the roof panels and spun off the edge of the guttering.

He landed on all 4 paws and is uninjured, so is there really any need for being all aloof now?

OP posts:
OldLadyKnowsNothing · 18/05/2009 00:33

He's a cat, of course he's unreasonable.

Feed him some salmon or summit, he'll come round.

thumbwitch · 18/05/2009 00:34

YABU, you know you are.
Cats are always very sniffy for ages when their dignity has been shattered ruffled.

btw, how are you doing?

KingCanuteIAm · 18/05/2009 00:34

No, a cat is allowed to be peeved with you for any reason from walking past him right through to not walking past him and every other possible occurance inbetween.

You also have to remember that you are a human and he is a cat, therefore you are only worthy of disdain from the get go in any case

Poor kitty

hobbgoblin · 18/05/2009 00:39

Salmon??!!!! Surely that would be like chocolate buttons to a tantruming toddler?!

I couldn't look at him afterwards as I hate that embarrassed face they do. Like Del Boy falling through the gap in the bar and getting up again trying to look unphased.

Thanks for asking thumbwitch, I'm okay. Nothing's changed really on the home front. All very uncertain.

Anyway, it's all a bit rich coming from this cat since he makes it his life's work trying to trip me up everywhere I go!

OP posts:
differentID · 18/05/2009 00:41

pmsl hobb.
you offended his dignity as a cat and as a male, caviar might be a better option

KingCanuteIAm · 18/05/2009 00:42

Pre-emptive strikes

thumbwitch · 18/05/2009 00:43

try ignoring him back, he'll soon come running when his tummy rubs go missing.

kickassangel · 18/05/2009 00:48

i am pmsl at the mental image of this. i love when cats get all indignant. agree, don't give him treats, he'll only want more & prob sick them up anyway.

LadyGlencoraPalliser · 18/05/2009 00:55

One of our's now only deigns to enter the house through an upstairs window. DH is getting seriously peeved at having to get up in the middle of the night to let him in the bathroom window. If you don't he walks around the guttering and howls outside DD1's window.
Maybe we should imitate your method.
He is not talking to us today anyway because he brought a blackbird through the catflap while we were having our tea and we unsportingly rescued the poor creature who was shrieking in terror while dangling from his mouth by its wing - quite put me off my roast chicken.
Cats are most unreasonable creatures IMO.

thell · 18/05/2009 00:56

oh...cat sick!

DD (3) made a lovely play dough cat with DH the other week. She put a little blob of dough very carefully on the table in front of the model, saying,
"There we go - I've just made a little bit of sick."

hobbgoblin · 18/05/2009 00:56

Am sniggering at pre-emptive strikes! How very dare he?!

Right well, I'm off to bed. He is on the floor next to my bed looking at me as if to say "you think I'm gracing your duvet with my presence tonight...think again!"

OP posts:
OldLadyKnowsNothing · 18/05/2009 01:02

"By hobbgoblin Mon 18-May-09 0:39:18
Salmon??!!!! Surely that would be like chocolate buttons to a tantruming toddler?!"

Says she who gets up at 5am to tend to a cat?

My cats are remarkably non-huffy, not sure why.

ZacharyQuack · 18/05/2009 01:56

PMSL at playdough cat sick!

pjmama · 18/05/2009 08:43

Don't worry, once your baby arrives you'll want to have him put down anyway! I ADORED my three cats, but when my babies arrived I realised just how disgusting they are. Hair on everything, dead mice in my kitchen (usually disembowelled), spontaneous regurgitation for no apparent reason onto soft furnishings all over the house, throwing cat litter all over the floor, walking cat litter all through the house, missing the tray completely and weeing on the floor on a regular basis. I love them dearly but frankly I'm just waiting for them all to pop off now!

hobbgoblin · 18/05/2009 08:48

Ha ha! at the cat sick and the roast chicken whilst watching a Blackbird fight for its life.

OldladyKN, good point. Bet you put yours on the naughty step don't you?

OP posts:
echt · 18/05/2009 08:50

I have read none of this thread but agree with the title. All cats are unreasonable, it's what they do.

Janos · 18/05/2009 09:21

He is BU. Show him this thread!

Honestly, cats

Hassled · 18/05/2009 09:26

I think you should leave him. That's appalling behaviour.

TsarChasm · 18/05/2009 09:28

Lol This is why I love cats - all aloof and making you work for it.

I expect he's tapping away onto CatsNet right now complaining about you.

Joggler · 18/05/2009 09:34

oh god i love that jaughty look
ours comes to the patio door and silently miaows at us from the dark, looking like we haev refused him a refund at Marks and Spcencer.

we leave him for a while while we laugh sometimes.

ilove · 18/05/2009 09:36

This has made me giggle....thankyou!

artifarti · 18/05/2009 09:46

My second favourite to the haughty look is the sheepish look. My cat has that look this morning since we found a little smear of poo on our duvet where he had been asleep.

thumbwitch · 18/05/2009 09:49

No no, Hassled - there's no reason for the OP to leave, she should throw him out!

Joggler · 18/05/2009 09:52

atri I dont think mine have learned that look!

TrillianAstra · 18/05/2009 10:01

Sheepish look? That's a dog thing, right?

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