..to ban my DS (7) from having chewing gum?

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Am I just old fashioned or something?

I can't abide the sight of people chewing gum with their mouthes open, and I'm not too keen on it being chewed with the mouth closed either. but I might be fighting a losing battle...

There is quite a lot of evidence, apparently, saying how chewing the 'right' gum is good for ones teeth. I find that annoying because of my prejudice agaist chewing gum because if it's good for oral health, surely DS should be able to have some, right? Andf any way, it won't be too long before he just goes and buys some on his own and hides it from his unreasonable, old fashioned Daddy

(Also, let's just fantasise, and pretend there are no shites in the world that thoughtfully spit it out on the ground for me tread in, resulting in my swearing like some random mad bloke in the street).

So AIBU?

gum is gross :

"Dear friends, we surely all agree
There's almost nothing worse to see
Than some repulsive little bum
Who's always chewing chewing gum.
(It's very near as bad as those
Who sit around and pick the nose).
So please believe us when we say
That chewing gum will never pay;
This sticky habit's bound to send
The chewer to a sticky end.
Did any of you ever know
A person called Miss Bigelow?
This dreadful woman saw no wrong
In chewing, chewing all day long.
She chewed while bathing in the tub,
She chewed while dancing at her club,
She chewed in church and on the bus;
It really was quite ludicrous!
And when she couldn't find her gum,
She'd chew up the linoleum,
Or anything that happened near-
A pair of boots, the postman's ear,
Or other people's underclothes,
And once she chewed her boy friend's nose.
She went on chewing till, at last,
Her chewing muscles grew so vast
That from her face her giant chin
Stuck out just like a violin.
For years and years she chewed away,
Consuming fifty packs a day,
Until one summer's eve, alas,
A horrid business came to pass.
Miss Bigelow went late to bed,
For half an hour she lay and read,
Chewing and chewing all the while
Like some great clockwork crocodile.
At last, she put her gum away
Upon a special little tray,
And settled back and went to sleep-
(She managed this by counting sheep).
But now, how strange! Although she slept,
Those massive jaws of hers still kept
On chewing, chewing through the night,
Even with nothing there to bite.
They were, you see, in such a groove
They positively had to move.
And very grim it was to hear
In pitchy darkness, loud and clear,
This sleeping woman's great big trap
Opening and shutting, snap-snap-snap!
Faster and faster, chop-chop-chop,
The noise went on, it wouldn't stop.
Until at last her jaws decide
To pause and open extra wide,
And with the most tremendous chew
They bit the lady's tongue in two.
Thereafter, just from chewing gum,
Miss Bigelow was always dumb,
And spent her life shut up in some
Disgusting sanatorium.
And that is why we'll try so hard
To save Miss Violet Beauregard
From suffering an equal fate.
She's still quite young. It's not too late,
Provided she survives the cure.
We hope she does. We can't be sure."

Roald Dahl

That's just what DH says blottedcopybook, he only ever lets him have the sugar free ones, and he is good at binning it, so I guess I should keep shtum

I don't ban it, don';t promote it, we use it sensibly and politely and don't have a ptoblem wiht it

Banned to the extent that I won't pay for it and I don;t want it in the house; obviously, I'm not going to go sneaking behind dd (12) to the shops to see she doesn't get any with her own money. But I don't want to have to see the revolting stuff!

Was on the bus yesterday opposite a girl c. 9 I reckon, who kept taking it half out of her mouth and twirling it round her finger, then putting it back. No reaction at all from her mum.

And I hate putting my hand on somebody's ex-chewing gum on the bus.