to not believe that this person got pregnant without having sex?

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WHAT? I can't possibly "guess the rest" ?

NHS says yes

yes it is possible. My friend did when they were fooling around, she wanked him off and he came 'near' her, and they found their way inside. It was her first time too - well technically it wasn't!
Maybe she's telling people because she thinks it's so random and extraordinary that everyone will be interested?

morningpaper I think 'guess the rest' was she didn't swallow and used the contents of her mouth to inseminate herself after he left the broom cupboard (I think it occurred in the broom cupboard of a post London restuarant).

how am I supposed to guess that ladies give men blow jobs in broom cupboards, spit into their hands, shove the gunk up their chuffer and INSEMINATE THEMSELVES?

tut

I suppose this is what happens when a gentlemen doesn't offer a lady his handkerchief

You have no imagination clearly. And I meant posh not post.

Phew. Glad I'm not the only one who couldn't guess!

FAQ is the NHS like the man from Del Monte?

yeah something like that

By morningpaper
how am I supposed to guess that ladies give men blow jobs in broom cupboards, spit into their hands, shove the gunk up their chuffer and INSEMINATE THEMSELVES?

tut

I suppose this is what happens when a gentlemen doesn't offer a lady his handkerchief

Please can I nominate MorningPaper for best post of all time.

Blimey imagine what kind of info this woman shares if you give her a few glasses of Lamrinini

Lambrinini I meant.

LOLOL at MP's guesswork.

I thought the Boris Becker case was well known? Did you see the first photos of the wee girl? I don't know why they bothered with the DNA test, tbh.

SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY VERY VERY DRUNK

oops sorry for caps

Indeed, how Boris Becker tried to deny that his daughter was his I'll never understand!

There is a hereditary Peer who claimed his father's peerage despite his parents not having had sex. The case was heard by the House of Lords who agreed that he was his father's son bacause his father masturbated using a sponge and his mother then used the sponge to clean her bits... This man is a member of the Lords on that basis!

Why would you do these things?! Sponges, spitting [mind boggles]

DNA test defo not required

It CAN happen, but its incredibly unlikely.

Obviously sperm can live outside the body otherwise IVF, AI etc wouldn't be possible.

I have no idea why anyone would share such information though, unless very very drunk or on whatsisface Kyle?

< boak > at the spunky sponge story...

That little cutie pic cheered me up though!

my mother to this day insists she was a virgin when she became pregnant with me!

sigh, I stand by that she is so full of shit.

so to be crude

basically he had a wank, then fingered her, and she got pregnant?

have to see im kinda with that explanation

guess he MUST have super strong swimmers!!

yep, that's basically what must have happened blondeshavemorefun

i have a friend who got pregnant 5months before her wedding - they were planning on waiting a few months longer so she wouldn't be so fat on the wedding day but had stopped using contraceptive so her periods could return.

anyway, she swears that she must have got pregnant from a 'heavy petting' session as they apparently didn't have full sex at that time due to her not being on the pill.

some people make up crap. your friend sounds like one of them.