Confidence or Arrogence?

[ChocNCoffee]

My boyfriend said he was off to the butchers and did I want to go. I went along to see what they had as I'm sick of paying tesco prices.

Anyway I was really pleased with what I'd bought at the butchers and what I paid for it so came out singing their praises.

DP then starts saying (quite loudly) "I bet you, I could go in there and I would be much better than any of them. I'm so highly qualified you see. There's not many people with my level of qualification and expertise ... "

I was like " ffs, stop showing off"

Or am I confusing a bit of confidence for arrogence? would this kind of attitude put you off?

If he was that good at butchering, he wouldn't currently be working as a cleaner, would he

That can only be described as arrogance, and yes it'd put me off.

Arrogance.

Is he a trained butcher? Would be even more if he was a qualified accountant or somesuch.

How funny! Give him some roadkill to prove his worth!!

All depends on his field of qualification & expertise . If he's a qualified butcher working as a cleaner then yes he's confident. However if he's a qualified accountant (for example) working as a cleaner then no-he's arrogant.

I think he's made a total pig's ear of this. and no doubt you are in a stew.

He probably couldn't cut(l)et.

In which case I should give him the chop.

And a bit brisket too.

He might skirt round the issue, and try to shin away.

You'll be left with the rump of the problem. Don't think I'd mince around.

Does he give a fig. Not a sausage.

One or other of you will be a prize chump.

always better to make a clean breast (of lamb) of it.

He sounds a complete tit.

ROTFLMAO.

I thank you

But no thankyou to you for making me choke on my drink!

Tigerdriver I don't get what you mean??

Choc, I am being silly. At the expense of butcher's jokes

All a load of tripe really.

Most of my jokes are offal.

If he's that good tell him he can take his meat in hand and sort it out on his own from now on!

Tigerdriver, brilliant!

I want to see your posts in other threads now!

tiger-you are a midlands girl obviously and Choc-Tescos are not real butchers. What did you buy from 'the butchers' btw?.

cheers

best other thread: penguins.

But is this man a nitwit?

I'd steak my life on it.

midlands mum

you've sussed me

You're such a ham Tiger.

Knew it-us midland girls can make a silk purse from a sows ear any day .

Ham? Moi?

Just saw a little gap and thought I'd fillet.

Will you two please quit hogging all of the best puns?

Night night girls.

Until we meat again x.

LOL. Goodnight. This thread made me laugh so hard I woke up dp.

Goodness look at the time but I've just checked out TigerDriver's other post, thanks!

What a scream. Must go to bed now.

Tiger-steak my life on it. I kid(ney) you not. We'll live(r) to fight another day .

Sweet meats dreams, all