to be upset with my MIL....

[seeker]

...we come from different countires, butwe get on really well most of the time but when she comes round (about 12 times a year) she insists that I go to my room when she arrives and spend the evening and night there. She insists that my dp locks the door and doesn't let me out while she's there. And the rest of the family backs her up. I think dp should be on my side, don't you?

The 12 times a year has got to be key - the whole werewolf thing seems most accurate.

wooooooooooops, did you forget to namechange?

seeker ! And I considered you a sane one !

Is it MIL on seeker's PC trying to gauge opinion for her cunning plan?

< agog for further developments >

Bizarre, I so need to know more.

Hmm, I thought this was a windup until I saw that it is a regular poster.

[waits]

Huh?

Im not liking all these fake threads about books & stuff

Has the fact she comes from another country have anything to do with time of the month? Some cultures think menstrating women should be kept away. Or am I reading too much into this?

was about to say what cheshirekitty said

It must be a book - but I don't recognise it. Come on, Seeker, give over.

Eh?

We seek her here, we seek her there,
We seek the seeker everywhere.

Where are you?

Sorry, I was going to drip feed my werewolf-ness, but forgot to come and do it.

Ah!

pmsl

Bit of a pathetic effort, really.
Try again in a few days... don't forget to namechange to something related to the topic!!

hahaha! that has to be the funniest trolling attempt ever!

This definitely gets the "Worst but Funniest Troll of the Year Award"

Unless it's part of a Fiendishly Clever Plan.

Piss poor trolling attempt in real name, followed by genius trolling thread that has us all in uproar - who would guess it was seeker when you remember her last try

Seeker! Shame on you.

Can I suggest a renaming to TheTrollWhoForgot?