To be amazed to have seen/heard all these things in past month......

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4ish year old girl walking round ASDA swinging a coke filled Avent bottle by its teat

4ish year old boy asleep being pushed round ASDA in one of the reclining baby seats on top of the trolley that says it is only for babies of up to 9kg, by his obese parents (don't know how they got him up there)

A 5ish year old boy calling his mum a "fat bastard" and then kicking a stand in a shop (mum did nothing)

There are more but sods law I can't remember them now! Is it just ASDA shoppers or do these sorts of things happen elsewhere!

I'll have to try those Fio. I really liked the tomato and vodka sauce too.

is it only one L ? well i never

pointdog, he annoys me too but he can cooka mean bhuna sauce (says the woman from the west midlands)

well, he doesn;'t really coook them himself, does he

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hoho, you midlanders

"Maybe they should hire out seats at ASDA at the end of the aisles so that people who like to judge can sit at the ends and watch the shoppers and judge away to their hearts content."

• yep. I'd pay money to do that

Yay! our first customer. It would be free by the way...shhh just don't tell anyone else

My neighbour calls her 5 year old an arsehole, a f**king arsehole and a twat. She saves the really bad language to shout at her 12 year old.
We do live quite close to an Asda tho. Maybe that's why.

Do they chain up the trolleys at your local ASDA forcing you to rummage around for a pound coin to release them.

Coz everyone knows, if you have to put a pound in the trolley, it's a really really really rough area

Tell us what dress size you are and what you bought in ASDA. Only then will we be able to see whether you are too good for ASDA or not good enough

They don't call it Chavsda for nothing. On the other hand, I rather partial to Scumafield.

hmm hve you thought that 4 year old child could be in baby seat as has sn and there is no trolleys that he can sit in .

god forbid you see my ds sat in a seat and judge me and yes i am a Asda shopper to

well, I always find the till assistant people very friendly in Asda, they like to have a chat

not like Morrison's lot, miserable feckers

I do find it hilarious that this thread (on my screen) has an Asda advert to the right of it

I like Asda, there, I have said it

In the freezer aisle? God, she must have nipples of steel!

can anyone beat this?
I have seen Loyd Grossman performing live in a punk band, last year at a punk festival.
(They were sh*te, actually )

He makes better sauces than punk music

I've put a 4 year old in a baby seat in a trolley when a d&v bug had gone round all 3 of my children and me, we were out of a few essentials and the DC in the baby seat was so wiped out by poorlines he could not have walked or sat up in the proper trolley seat for his age.

I do apologise.

asda nearest us is far from posh, shopping last week.. veeeerry busy as kids off for easter hols. heard boy probably about 6/7 ish..? say to mum "buy me them now" (referring to some sort of fizzy sweet variety pack)
mum - no, shut up and be quiet
boy - (shouts)i fcking hate you
mum - (shouts twice as loud) stop fcking swearing

thats a regular occurance in our asda though tbh, some proper shameless folk..!

Never take the children to ASDA when we've been broke and I have had to go, choice being to eat DH or go shopping in ASDA it's an adult only event.
I too have seen toddlers kicked, nappies on babies so full they are around their knees and displays pulled over then the assistant given a mouthful of abuse for daring to give the childs parents a filthy look as they stood around laughing at their little cherubs behaviour.
Stick to Tesco's better for your blood pressure.

You lot are making me want to go to Asda to people watch. I haven't been yet, I have two Waitroses within walking distance and so I usually end up there.

Aldi beats Asda for people watching
what a bunch of weirdos (apart from me, of course)

Shall we send this thread to ASDA? [wink}

Riven is that Cribbs ASDA or the one by IKEA?
The Cribbs one is better i find, even my grandad goes there at 6am!