to have wanted to key the car of the selfish fucker who blocked my van in so I couldn't access the sodding ramp

[saint2shoes]

I parked in a proper pay and display bay, with double yellow behind me and a juction, put the blue badge in and took dd of shopping, cam back and some fucker had parked behind me!!!!!!!!
what made it worse is they had a blue badge in, you would think they would realise.(and of course no trafic warden in sight)
so I had to stop a lady to watch dd whilst I pulled in to the road(blocking road) than you to nice lady. then I had to put dd into van and strap wheelchair in, all the time holding up nice lady number 2.

blue badge does not mean you can be sodding inconsiderate.
rant over

Ooooh, love the vaseline idea. Stupid bint over the road keeps parking with the back of her car overhanging our (narrow) drive by a foot which makes it difficult to get in and out.

it reminds me of something ds did, we used to drive past a car sales place(small one) and the man had this habit of parking in the bike lane, so one summers day ds just splashed his drink ove rthem as we went by, all the alarms went off the man came out and stood there all confused.