Took ds to the GP this morning with a very high temp. Doctor said to give him 7ml of paracetamol and 3.5ml of nurofen, and gave me a prescription for both. By this point the money on the parking meter had nearly expired so ds and I dashed into the chemist where I explained that I didnt need the prescription making up as we've got gallons of both at home, but I did need a syringe as there was no way I could measure 7ml with a spoon.
Chemist said fine, but if you just want a syringe it's 90p, or I can make up the prescription and give you a syringe for free with it. My bag was in the car with my purse, and I was about to get a parking ticket, so explained that I didn't want to waste his time and mine (as the waiting time for getting the prescriptions made up was 20 minutes) and NHS money so couldn't he please just pretend that he had given me the medicines and give me the syringe. No - apparently that wasn't possible, so a feverish ds and I had to dash back to the car in the pouring rain to scrabble around for enough change to pay for the arsing syringe, ask the traffic warden very nicely to wait 5 mins, then run back to the chemist to pay for said syringe.
Madness, I tell you. I can have medicine I don't need and a free syringe, or no medicine and a paid-for syringe.