To not want to lend my spade ever again to this woman?

[Divvy]

I lent my spade to a friend yesterday. I thought she was just going to "do a bit of digging" with it!

Well it now turns out that she was going to a commit brutal killing with it instead!

You should see the state of her pampas plant now! She was brutal!

So AIBU to never want to lend her my spade again? Well am I?

Maybe thats why she has took this up!

I am worried about my own wonderful grassy plant, that she eyed up. I have no idea what its called, but it now stands 12 feet tall, and loses its lower leaves as it grows up the way (if you know what its called please tell me)

haha - well you were telling me you were worried it would grow to 30ft

Look, I know you wanted the plant gone, but you didnt have to burn down the bloody pub too!

the plant fire got out of control and set fire to the local pub!

LMAO

Also the arsonist, always goes back to the scene of the crime......where have you gone now?

I'm still here - (get opinions on whether I should take photos for you _)

I bet you even take your camera to take some pictures!

bugger, you were ment to see it when you got back!