argh, fucking aunty...........would IBU to poke her with pins................

[psychomum5]

damn bloody woman

my mother has written to the queen, apparently, about me and the girls and their dancing.

the queen has apparently written back

mother won;t open the letter until I am there.........grand opening ceremony or some such

I said no! (makes a change doesn;t it)

aunty asked why, so I told her all about DD3 and her bloods and etc, me almost dying.....basically I still feel shite, not able to handle them both, DD3 has many appointments......I don;t wanna go.

aunty has decided that I am lying about me, cos I could drink milk when I was a baby....and DD3 is not that bad and I should seek specialist attention for her as she has not started her periods yet so how can she has a cyclical sume-such (she clearly has not understood me, nor wants to, and I am fed up with having a sore head from all the banging against walls when I speak to her.

she has now ruined the day that has rain in it and is so slightly ruined abyway

and I am cross at rising to her.

right, on with packing food and running away from all this shite!!!

Aunty is an idiot

my advice: tell her you are as deeply upset and offended as you actually are, get your mother to have words

my mother is mentally ill.....hence why aunty rings me about her, and why she writes to the queen.

also hence the ranting, as I cannot escape

Well done for standing up to her, it's v tricky to do.

if it helps my mum loves to put me down in a 'I'm only joking' way, in front of everyone she can, including my kids.
I am learning to stand up to her but it is ever so hard.

is there some other family member who could convey your hurt?

Ignore ignore ignore

Unplug the phone woman, and get yourself n the AIBU fake date with an idiot thread to laugh all your worries away!

Actually, it is v. dangerous, your Aunty deciding that you are lying. If she is really convinced of this she might try to prove it at some stage e.g. by slipping you some dairy

upwind, that is why I never eat around her. not least cos she is more likely to try and poison me in a more conventional sense anyway (she cannot cook).

right, am off.....ta for listening to my rant, will ba back later probably to rant some more.

fuck fuck fucking woman!!!

A voodoo doll, perhaps?

Ignore the ignorant bitch.

I think it would BU to poke her with pins. You'd have to get very close to do that, pins are only little. If you really feel you must poke her in person, go for knitting needles, or better yet a broom...

Voodoo doll is an excellent suggestion though. Still use the pins, but poke from afar!

Don't be too hard on yourself for rising to it though.

ooh, knitting needles would work quite well, and give satisfaction

knitting needles hurt a lot as well when poked through a hand at speed.
yes, stay with knitting needles.

tis handy too as she has them, as do I......no need to go buy any

Or tape a knitting needle to a broom to get maximum hurty pokage and long distanceness.

Make sure you use the really thin ones!!!

oh use hers definitely- much more effective! plus you don't have to replace your own thne

is it bad that I genuinely LOL at the image of knitting needles taped to a broom?

Try a brick love. You'll feel loads better......for 1/5 of a second.

I will do the knitting nedles taped to lots and lots of chop sticks. that worked in friends did it not

goober, we have lots of bricks here (what with DH being a brickie)......I could use several.......build up the joy!!