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to think that dragging around a decomposing body part is just narsty

127 replies

DisasterEggs · 03/04/2009 21:56

lotus birth. WTF!

i like placenas. think they are beautiful and lovely. eat it - no ishoos. plant it - good on you. but to want it hanging around, attached for 10 days until it falls off naturally is just fecking wrong.

like carrying around an amputated gangrenous limb.

eugh.

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Ponders · 03/04/2009 21:57

you what?

solidgoldshaggingbunnies · 03/04/2009 21:58

Yeurgh! Sounds most unhygenic and unhealthy. It's not 'natural' at all - mammals eat the placenta, they don't leave it hanging about.

RhinestoneCowgirl · 03/04/2009 21:58

My doula knew someone who had one, and apparently, despite all this 'you keep it in a lovely silk bag and strew it with herbs' nonsense - it reeked

LackaDAISYcal · 03/04/2009 21:59

each to their own

HecAteTheEasterBunny · 03/04/2009 21:59

Don't cut the cord you mean? is that really the way nature planned it? I would have thought that the plan was the mother ate it for vital nutrients.

HeadFairy · 03/04/2009 21:59

This makes me shudder too, even afficionados of lotus birthing say it starts to smell after a few days... I mean WTF? If something is smelling of rotting flesh would you really have it still attached to your newborn? Wierdos.

RhinestoneCowgirl · 03/04/2009 21:59

Too right - knawing thro the cord with your teeth would be more 'natural'...

5intheEgg · 03/04/2009 22:00

Ewwww, I read an article about a woman who did this, and thought it was plain nasty. It would reek, and it can't seriously be hygenic.

HecAteTheEasterBunny · 03/04/2009 22:00

oh, xposts with the bunnyshagger

traceybath · 03/04/2009 22:00

I read an article about this a month ago and shuddered. Surely it presents and infection risk too??

Did laugh at the herb scented bag - yeah that'll do the job - not.

Simplysally · 03/04/2009 22:03

Dare I google this? Probably not .

duchesse · 03/04/2009 22:03

I have serious doubts about whether this is really what mother nature ordered, given that even antelope chew the placenta off within minutes of birth. And I am seriously sold on physiological third stages, but no, god, no, no dragging around a redundant bit of meat after it's stopped being useful.

Maybe it might be preferable to neonatal tetanus in areas where they have no access to sterile cutting implements though.

mammya · 03/04/2009 22:03

I've never heard about this. What do you mean exactly by "hanging around, attached for 10 days"?

DisasterEggs · 03/04/2009 22:03

leave cord to stop on its own by all means.

the process of the cord shrivelling up and falling off involves gangrene.
it smells bad.

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HotCrossGoober · 03/04/2009 22:06

God!
For a minute there I thought you were describing your DH as a "decomposing body part".

mammya · 03/04/2009 22:06

X-posts (and lots of them), sorry.
I get it now.

Not what nature intended, that's for sure!

MrsBeakman · 03/04/2009 22:07

Oh I thought this was going to be about that chap who is leaving different parts of a dead person around Hertfordshire. I was thinking that it was not unreasonable to suggest that it was not a very nice thing to do.

FAQinglovely · 03/04/2009 22:08

MrsBeakman - not just Hertfordshire - they've found another part, ermm the top most part of a person, in Leicestershire (80 miles away!)

hester · 03/04/2009 22:09

Lotus birth has never rocked my boat, that's for sure.

duchesse · 03/04/2009 22:10

And I thought Hertfordshire was bad enough...

Lindenlass · 03/04/2009 22:10

I also think this is bonkers and not actually how nature intended it. Mammals bite their cords because a) then they can eat the placenta which is full of nutrients and b) dragging round something that smells so strong will attract predators.

I'm pretty lentil-weavery, me, but lotus birth just makes no sense at all IMHO!

QuintessentiallyAnEmptyGrave · 03/04/2009 22:13

What is lotus birth??

Lindenlass · 03/04/2009 22:15

Lotus birth is when you leave the placenta and cord attached to the baby and let it fall of naturally.

duchesse · 03/04/2009 22:16

QS- it broadly involves NOT cutting the umbilical cord until it drops off of its own accord. Proponents wrap the placenta in a little bag and carry it around with the baby until it falls off. The placenta, that is.

Lindenlass · 03/04/2009 22:16

Like here DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE EATING THOUGH! Xmas Grin