To not want to share this with anyone

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sleepsforwimps · 02/04/2009 15:38

It's my bar of chocolate, it's mine, all mine I tell you

Surely I will get more people agreeing with me on this thread.

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IwishIwasmorechocolatey · 02/04/2009 15:41

YAB(very)U - I'd love a bit of it!

fleurlechaunte · 02/04/2009 15:52

Will you eat it while leaning into the fridge so you don't have to share it with your dc?

MadameCastafiore · 02/04/2009 15:54

I have eaten 4 huge (muffin sized) chocolate crispy cakes today as I wanted to eat the most of the batch we made yesterday or the kids and DH would - now I feel sickand have to do a long run tonight to burn them off.

Yours sins will revisit you - share with me and you will be free!

fleacircus · 02/04/2009 15:55

My mum comes, at great personal inconvenience, to stay with us (sleeping on our sofa, not even in a spare bed) every Thursday so that she can look after DD the next day. DD (alright, DP) bought me a huge box of lovely chocolates for mother's day and the following Thursday I hid them, that's right, hid them - even worse, I did it by putting them on a high shelf, because my mum's a shorty - so that I wouldn't have to offer her one. I see your evil laugh, and I raise you a malevolent cackle. One day you will all see my power...

paranoidmother · 02/04/2009 15:58

My mum buys biscuits for herself even though she knows that it tempts me, so I put them on the top shelf so that she can't reach them but I can! (It's the only way I can get my own back on her from tempting me)

jalopy · 02/04/2009 16:04

Sleepsforwimps, may there be laxative written on the wrapper, you sinner.

steviesgirl · 02/04/2009 16:49

YABU!! Share your lovely choc with the rest of us!! I on the other hand would not be being unreasonable if it were my piece

JemL · 02/04/2009 17:01

fleurlechaunte hee hee, your post gave me a vision of myself yesterday, hiding behind kitchen cupboard door so DS couldn't see me eating jellied snakes!

ScottishThistle · 02/04/2009 17:06

YAB(so very)U

I hate you, now I'll have to go to the shop for chocolate!

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sleepsforwimps · 02/04/2009 23:08

Just popping by to share how I thoroughly enjoyed my chocolate earlier, yes IWBVFU.

"Will you eat it while leaning into the fridge so you don't have to share it with your dc?"

Why of course that's how I ate it, doesn't everybody eat chocolate like that once they've had kids?

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hairygodmother · 02/04/2009 23:44

I can manage to go into kitchen, stuff a whole chocolate biscuit in my mouth and then go back into other room and act all nonchalant in attempt to not share chocolate with dd. The things kids make you do!

This thread reminds of that advert that Dawn French used to do for Terry's Chocolate Orange and she'd say, "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"

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