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AIBU?

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to want to rip James Morrison's clothes off and lick angel delight off him over and over again, every single hour of every single day that I breathe?

47 replies

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:24

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VinegarTitsTheVirginNun · 30/03/2009 14:26

YABU angel delight is disgusting

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:28

even butterscotch flavour?

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Stretch · 30/03/2009 14:30

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Habbibu · 30/03/2009 14:31

I don't know who James morrison is, but agree with VT - angel delight is the devil's work. ironically.

ingles2 · 30/03/2009 14:34

Never mind that Frumpy.... you've been watching those blardy loose women for your poor taste in daytime tv

(JM is slightly odd looking imo, but love his voice )

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:34

So...........................I get all the angel delight and all of James Morrison to myself then

Has the voice of a gritty, dirty angel and I am so up for spending some gritty, angel time with him. I did spend a little time with him a few weeks ago..........but there were quite a few hundred other people in the room and not enough angel delight to share so I didn't get it out.

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frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:35

I only watched so I could stand right up at the telly and screenkiss James

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VinegarTitsTheVirginNun · 30/03/2009 14:36

Butterscotch sounds vile, whip up some fresh cream (none of that vile squirty stuff) stick some cherries on his erogonous zones and slurp away, if thats what you would really like

If it were me i'd go for a straight forward shag

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:37

He's just a child. He won't look proper until he's over 40

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troutpout · 30/03/2009 14:37

yabu

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:39

Mmmm.......cream brings me out in a rash and
cherries make me think of that Joan Collins advert for Cinzano and I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

Ok. If I change the angel delight will I be less unreasonable? I could swap it for that crackling dust you used to get in mixtures

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Habbibu · 30/03/2009 14:39

Just googled. blerg. you can keep him and the damned angel delight.

whoingodsnameami · 30/03/2009 14:41

His singing voice makes my knees buckle I have to admit.

MargaretMountford · 30/03/2009 14:45

I would waste Angel delight on him

MargaretMountford · 30/03/2009 14:45

wouldn't gah !!

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:45

come ahead if you think you're hard enough

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PuppyMonkey · 30/03/2009 14:46

YABVU.You have no taste in anything, evidently!

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:47

This is great news. I get him to myself!!!!!!

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Habbibu · 30/03/2009 14:49

"I could swap it for that crackling dust you used to get in mixtures". Now you're just being weird. And i'm not sure spacedust everywhere on the naked body would have quite the sexy effect you'd be after.

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:51

Mmmm, maybe you are right. We wouldn't want sparks flying or anything. Maybe foam prawns then?

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Habbibu · 30/03/2009 14:52

You are just Wrong, lady.

RubyrubyrubyRaven · 30/03/2009 14:53

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frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:55

I know. And proud of myself

As a punishment, I shall spend more time thinking of lovely things to lick off James Morrison. One day, it could be important.

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Notmyselftoday · 30/03/2009 14:55

Angel delight is much better from a bowl. You don't get hairs in it then. Butterscotch natch, with chopped banana in.

frumpygrumpylovesJamesMorrison · 30/03/2009 14:56

Ah Ruby, a friend indeed

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