Bit long but still making me laugh!!
I called DH last night too see the house was ok and the dog hadnt trashed anything (i was at work) as i do every night when he arrives home, no answer on the phone. Had a text 5 mins later 'to ill to come to the phone really ill need indigestion tabs' so i call him and he sounds like hes dying!
arrive home 2 hours later with bicarb of soda, hes in bed still 'ill'. Had waited 2 hours for me to get home to bring him a glass of water from the kitchen as he was 'seriously dehydrated'
Hour later still 'ill' flu/cold symptoms so i offer lemsip and some food, 'ooh i dont think it will help' 'food might make me sick' i think ok leave him to it. 10 mins later 'ill have that food and drink now'
1:30am wakes me up to ask me if he had 2 duvets covering him as he's 'freezing' lmao.Next half an hour moaning so i get up make him lempsip again hes still moaning. In the end i tell im to drink the flaming drink which will take away the headache, shivering etc etc.
He's currently laying on the sofa im squished in at the end of it, covered with 2 duvets and me running round for him tending to his beck and call.
Do your DH act like this??? Funny as now his package catalogue of car parts has arrived from usa hes sat up happily browsing!!