Right, I am 39 weeks pregnant and feel like a v. effective petri dish solely for the efficient and rampant cultivation of irrational irritation.
For instance:
People leaving their houses and immediately lighting up. No, no, you silly man, you are the smoker, you want to inhale that crap, so you can do it in your house, not save it for the space you share with the rest of us. And I am too slow to overtake you and have to trail along in your nasty poisonous wake.
People pulling out from side streets in front of me when I am driving and not making eye contact. I will let anyone in who just gives me a nice look, but I am crazed enough at the moment to drive into the next person who does this without acknowledging me.
GPs who advise you to "try" something really obvious like E45 and don't seem to believe you when you say you have, for 3 weeks. "well give it a go and come back if there is no improvement." Is it that something that didn't work in 3 weeks might magically do the trick in 6? Or do you not believe me? Or are you not listening? Which is it? Why do you want me to come back when your surgery is filled with leaflets about not wasting appointments? Why can't we just use this appointment for what it is for, ie, you give me a prescription and get rid of the problem?
Stupid patronising not-listening GPs in general, who bang on and on "reasssuring" you about something normal which is not the thing you were consulting them about.
The post office putting cards through your door about oversized deliveries when you were out, which have a phone number on which doesn't connect to anything.
Rich, complacent people making out the recession is a good thing because society was too materialistic before - as if people were working hard through greed or choice. Society is not going to become magically more equal and less pressured because people are being made redundant and taking salary cuts - the opposite will happen, you fools.
People with big mortgages and huge senses of entitlement making out that home owners deserve more support in a recession than everyone else. No, the stupidly inflated cost / price of housing is a large part of the mess we are in and we aren't going to get out of it by preserving the god-given right of some people to make huge profits from property speculation.
people spitting in the street. Why?
Horrible strong aftershave that makes me sneeze and wheeze.
The hairdresser in Streatham which is called "Crown & Glory" because the person doesn't know that "crown'n' glory" stands for "crowning" not "crown and".