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To have disinfected DD's doll buggy after it ran over......

49 replies

JackBauer · 06/03/2009 13:05

Go on, take a guess!

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SexOnFire · 06/03/2009 13:20

You think my flies on gusset is disgusting, you should see my plasticine porn thread. It degenerated.

JackBauer · 06/03/2009 13:25

flies on gusset! [double boak]

I actually replied
'Shit! I mean um, oh look, a helicopter!'

and legged it

There was no helicopter

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iwontbite · 06/03/2009 13:25

nice!!!
we were playing poohsticks once and whilst waiting for our sticks to come out the other side a condom floated past.

ds1 was very excited to see a "fish"

crokky · 06/03/2009 13:27

I can't believe how disgusting people are. I don't allow my DCs to take those type of toys in the street anymore, I just let them push them around in the house/garden.

messymissy · 06/03/2009 13:28

sounds like good quick thinking jb!!!! you need an award!!!! as does iwontbite for the fish!

Oblomov · 06/03/2009 13:52

Laugh at John Prescott.
|Sorry, was it a condon then... I got a bit lost there.

MrsMerryHenry · 06/03/2009 14:45

SexonFire, I reckon Walthamstow would thrash Whitechapel hands-down in the grossness stakes! Not seen any needles round here for a while, though. Apart from that I've seen everything else.

screamingabdab · 06/03/2009 15:07

I think we used to see more condoms when I was a kid (and white dog poo..).

Deffo more gob here in East London though

duchesse · 06/03/2009 15:17

White dog poo comes from feeding dogs bones (good sensible 1970s dog diet). Much more pleasant in my view than the disgusting slop most dogs pass from eating too many carbs in preparation dog food...

CrushWithEyeliner · 06/03/2009 15:26

and my grandparents thought London streets were paved with gold....

screamingabdab · 06/03/2009 15:55

thanks duchesse, that has solved the white dog poo mystery for me!

duchesse · 06/03/2009 15:58

Just call me Fountain of Useless Information...

ilovegreenbeans · 06/03/2009 16:20

East London grossness- noticed a condom on the street in Stepney the other day.
It's been ages! How are you?

SexOnFire · 06/03/2009 18:02

hello greenbeans! I'm not too bad really, what about you?

JackBauer · 06/03/2009 18:51

But I live in Wales! In an old housing estate! Not exactly urban living in the middle fo the city...

(no offence, )

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MumGoneCrazy · 06/03/2009 19:03

Im in south wales n ive seen all sorts i once seen an open soaked right through dirty nappy [sick emotion]

It stunk n was covered in flies it was a hot summer day i nearly puked

muggglewump · 06/03/2009 19:08

I once found loads of condoms..

in DD's bed
Little so and so had been in my drawer. They were obviously not used buy I was still horrified.

JackBauer · 08/03/2009 21:53

Nice!

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MargaretMountford · 08/03/2009 21:55

yuck !!
I once dropped my house keys in the biggest pool of gob ever and had to go home and bleach them - I was so upset

abroadandmisunderstood · 08/03/2009 21:58

my DS1 was very sad recently to see that someone had dropped their balloon in the street.

He was 3 so didn't bother to explain condoms.

Deae god, and this was in a conservative small Ferman town.

ABetaDad · 08/03/2009 22:13

OK - I will have a go, must be something really unusual you would not expect to see in front of a row of houses in a town:

  1. A body part or organ of some kind
  1. A really 'liquid' cow pat
  1. A really 'liquid' set of underwear

Am I close?

JackBauer · 08/03/2009 22:19

Sorry ABetaDad, I started this a few days ago and only spotted other replies just now. It has been answered but you weren't close.

The answer (if you don't feel like searching thread) is
A used condom!

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ABetaDad · 08/03/2009 22:24

I did search quite assiduously (several times) and enjoyed the experience greatly.

I was hoping for body part to be the answer.

JackBauer · 09/03/2009 07:35

Sorry to disappoint, but I don't think a toy buggy would run over a body part, unless it was a tongue or something!

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