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to really find this username offensive ?

282 replies

lemonstartree · 22/02/2009 16:39

I mean AnyF*er

I hate it and can't imagine why anyone would choose a word so horrible as their username...

AIBU or do others agree ?

OP posts:
bigfuckingmouthstrikesagain · 22/02/2009 17:37

just signing in to show my solidarity ladies

PenelopeFUCKERPitstops · 22/02/2009 17:38

fuck fuck fukcity fuck

BALLS

bigfuckingmouthstrikesagain · 22/02/2009 17:38

and in doing so I burnt me cunting sauce - arse

Twims · 22/02/2009 17:38

Lemonstartree where did you go?

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 17:38

dvda ?

Scorpiofucker · 22/02/2009 17:39
FistFuckMyMitchyInge · 22/02/2009 17:39

DVDA - double vadge, double anal

it's a pron thing innit

is this better? more self-explanatory?

FistFuckMyMitchyInge · 22/02/2009 17:40

(although I clench all the way up when I see my own name)

bellavita · 22/02/2009 17:41

now that roast dinner...

Marthasmamafuckingfuckchops · 22/02/2009 17:41

Hah hah hah Mitchy! I've got to grow up again as my DH, DS and DD will be home from a Christening soon. DS is getting too good at reading to see this thread!

ScottishMummy · 22/02/2009 17:41

fuckin love a good bit of lord mayorin'.cathartic i tell you

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 17:41

< faints >

ItsThatFuckerSQUONKagain · 22/02/2009 17:42

I quite like my new name.

May keep it for a while squonk

BitOfFuckingFun · 22/02/2009 17:42

Yeah Anyfucker, I can't believe you didn't know the double vag thing....for fucks sake!

FistFuckMyMitchyInge · 22/02/2009 17:42

AIBU to finally feel that I have come home on this thread?

Scorpiofucker · 22/02/2009 17:42

PMSL at fistfuck

PenelopeFUCKERPitstops · 22/02/2009 17:43

mitchy love it!

FistFuckMyMitchyInge · 22/02/2009 17:43

tried to get felching in there too but no room

sigh

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 17:44

FistFuckMyMitchyInge, you are sooooo there

< rallies >

BitOfFuckingFun, I din't know what it was called, is all

diedandgonetoFuckingdevon · 22/02/2009 17:45

Mitchy, that's a fucking lovely name!

FistFuckMyMitchyInge · 22/02/2009 17:46

finally! something I am GOOD at!

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 17:46

< leafs through Urban Dictionary, nonchalantly >

CuddlyKelpieFucker · 22/02/2009 17:46

Fuck Me!!!

I just fucking nipped out to wash my cunting car and all you fuckers have gone fucking potty mouthed.

Right form an orderly fucking queue while I use my bastard car sponge to fucking scrub your fucking mouths out.

MitchyInge! Ds wants to know why I just snorted tea out of my nose - best not tell...

I have always admired the name AnyFucker. Choice.

FuckingFairLadysCuntALot · 22/02/2009 17:46

oh lol at mitchyinge...

and glad my name pleases....I aim to please, me...

FairyCuntChops · 22/02/2009 17:46

Aah, that's better. I am loving this thread. Feel about ten years old, isn't it fab?

Fuckity fuckity bollocking mingeing arsewipe titwank cunty cunty cunt cunt cunt.

Now I feel a bit soiled.