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To think some usernames are just not crude enough?

69 replies

RimSuckAndSwallow · 16/02/2009 15:39

Come on ladies, your just not making the effort

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RimSuckAndSwallow · 16/02/2009 16:11

way to go anastasia
nice sluething

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AnyFucker · 16/02/2009 16:12

err, I'm sure you can make some play on beaver

RimSuckAndSwallow · 16/02/2009 16:12

I mean sleuthing don't I?

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AnyFucker · 16/02/2009 16:13

AnastasiaLovesBeaver?

MyBeaverIsHot?

There are lots of options for you...

AnyFucker · 16/02/2009 16:14

RimSuckAndSwallow, your clue gave the game away too easily.....

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/02/2009 16:15

AnastasiasBaldBeaver
AnastasiasCumFilledBeaver (too far maybe?)

AnastasiaBeaverhausen · 16/02/2009 16:16

Well I'm sure I've played Alphabet Swear words in the past with you Trinity and your posts beat everyone elses hands down. I was a bit like this at some of your words and I am NOT a prude at all

bronzeShower · 16/02/2009 16:17

No quite as classy as a golden shower

tiredsville · 16/02/2009 16:18

I just tried to register the name BEFFCURTAINS, it's apprently already in use

tiredsville · 16/02/2009 16:19

Sorry Beefcurtains apparently

pingpongballsoutofmyfanjo · 16/02/2009 16:21

I love this thread

pingpongballsoutofmyfanjo · 16/02/2009 16:21

Looooooool tiredsville.

skidmark · 16/02/2009 16:23

have seen beefcurtains around on MN, always give me a laugh

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 16/02/2009 16:25

Not v filthy at all.

OP sounds like a firm of chartered accountants.

RimSuckAndSwallow · 16/02/2009 16:28

chartered accountants roffle
thought I'd found a really rude one lol

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fannyflappers · 16/02/2009 16:29

I've just looked at my nickname history and it looks like I may need pychiatric help.

Teabagging · 16/02/2009 16:29

Not crude enough, i have no idea what you're talking about

FuckingHugeDisasterArea · 16/02/2009 16:33

i do have a few corkers in my nickname history. will hut them out

iLikeItUpTheJacksee · 16/02/2009 16:35

i quite like this one. i keep it for bumsex threads.

TodgerTumbler · 11/05/2017 16:16

I AGREE!!!!!!

Grin
TodgerTumbler · 11/05/2017 16:16

Mine is horribly tame really.

TodgerTumbler · 11/05/2017 16:16

fannyflappers made me giggle.

TodgerTumbler · 11/05/2017 16:18

I am considering a change to AnyFuckerTakesItUpTheArseWhilstSuckingOffDP'sMate

Perfect!!!! Hope it's not too long though? OOER!!! Nudge!! Nudge!!! Wink Wink!!!!

Teabagtits · 11/05/2017 16:21

I feel like perhaps I should've made more of an effort now

FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 16:22

I also feel I didn't try hard enough Confused