To think up really sick ways to get revenge on people (mostly men) who gob/spit in the street

[Lovesdogsandcats]

It makes me feel sick.

Was driving earlier, and saw this grandad looking type in a nice overcoat gobbing up a huge wad of something white, and leaning right over so it didn't go on his shoes...onto the pavement. I so wish I'd shouted out the window 'you dirty bastard'.

Who ARE these men, they are peoples husbands and fathers!!!

I want to see them pushed face down into a bucket full of the disgusting stuff and see how they feel then.

People tread in the stuff...ew I am stopping there.

Its worse than dog shit.

I hate dog shit more

But I do feel your rage

YANBU

I would love to make them lick up their own filth. It really is disgusting.

Mind you dog shit is worse, especially when it has been snowing. Bleeeuuurrghhh.

I would make them get down on all fours and

lick it off the pavement. Treat them like

the dogs they are I say.

It always makes me larf when you blame just the men.

Have you ever been to Hackney??

The 'ladies' gob as much as any man.

Oh and don't start me on the nose emptying

TheDrunkard2009 has the right idea....

Just noticed the thread title says 'mostly men'

Ew are you being serious about women gobbing on the pavement?? I have NEVER seen that!! I did not want to appear sexist which is why I said mostly men but in reality I have only ever seen men do this!

oh good god, nose emptying, please no.

madamedeathstare, your story about gob on the stairs had me heaving. That is absolutely disgusting. Years ago I worked on a hospital chest ward, and it scarred me for life. The little sputum pots by the bed....oh I can't go on, it was horrific.

Agree with morning. Round here both men and woman spit. I was waiting for a bus the other day and this teenage girl was standing there with her mates spiting every few minutes, looking around to see if people thought she was really cool and mencaning.

My pet hate is spitting...aswell as dog poo !

I think spitting in the street is very different from working on a chest ward where the pataients can't help it though, still gross but not on purpose.

watched a teenage lad yesterday spit. The wind blew it all straight back in his face

I know, it must be awful having to bring that stuff up when you are ill but god its makes ME heave just thinking of it.

Oh my gosh...just moved to dubai and its done everywhere by everyone...my stomach turns
Was sunbathing on the beach and a group of men all did it near me, and made the horrid noise that goes with it too...shot them a filthy look and put my flip flops back on in case i forgot and walked in it!

barbie thats taken away any ideas I had of dubai being an exotic place!!

It is....just now its winter and slighlty windy...its still way hotter than an english summers day though...my burnt back will vouch for that

whoops i forgot i was on the spitting page!!!!

My friend and his brother (when they were teenagers) both stupidly gobbed off a ferry (in the style of Titanic). Except they were at the front. I shall let you imagine what happened. He he he.

YANBU, it is vile and should be punishable by castration.

A couple of months ago, I was at the station and there was a yoof sitting on the back of the bench honking up god know what from the pits of his lungs. I had to hide in the waiting room until my train came as I thought I was going to be sick.

When I came out I made the mistake of looking where he had been sitting and the whole floor was covered in slime . Needless to say I spent my journey quietly dry heaving.

FFS.

Spitting seems to be a national sport in Holland as well, but this was a few years ago and it may be because I was living in a foreign country that I put it down to a national characteristic .

Wherever it is done though I feel footballers must be partly to blame. Can't bear to watch football anyway but would be slightly more inclined if they didn't spit....

mrsjammi, I coould not cope with that. IN the house, bloody hell. Either he has zero respect or he doesn't think its any big deal..

ohwhatcrap I know all about that compulsion to look and see if they really were honking up what it sounded like, and the feeling you're going to throw up when you actually see it.

Castrating the bastards sounds good .

Anyone going to admit now that their dh/dp's do it? I am afraid for me, I would leave someone that did it, it really would be a deal breaker.

Oh and anyone who did it in the sink would have to go too

... distressed to find that cleaning a contact lens by putting it in your mouth is considered on a par with spitting.

I do that all the time ! but would never spit in public in a gazillion years. In fact I won't even brush my teeth with anyone around or even in earshot, as I hate people seeing or hearing me spit.