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Original poster

to be thinking of getting to know my boss's husband a lot better?

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:13

She is a working woman (she has her own online business) and doesn't have much time for him. He has just asked me if I fancy a bite.

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ohmyachinghead · 11/02/2009 13:14

PMSL

HUSSY!

LauriefairycakeeatsCupid · 11/02/2009 13:14

Do you mean sexually? or just cos you need a new friend?

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:20

How can I tell if his double entendres are intended?

I don't wear contact lenses.

My train leaves in a couple of hours.

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Grammaticus · 11/02/2009 13:23

Tell us more about his double entendres

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:24

Are you hot?

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sassy · 11/02/2009 13:27

I don't think you are BU at all. Perhaps normally you would be but you are Just In Exceptional circumstances.

Are you out of the attic yet?

Grammaticus · 11/02/2009 13:28

That's not a double entendre, not in this weather. Only one entendre there!

onebatmother · 11/02/2009 13:31

LOl at are you hot

I bet he asked you that bcs you're not wearing enough clothign. Put a peignoir over that negligee, little hussy.

hobbgoblin · 11/02/2009 13:32

Is that bite to eat?

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:34

Would it look bad if I wandered downstairs pretending to have forgotten to wear knickers and a skirt?

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:36

"I'm popping out. Is there anything you want?"

No bloke would say this in all seriousness, right?

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RealityIsMyOnlyValentine · 11/02/2009 13:36

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sassy · 11/02/2009 13:37
Rhubarb · 11/02/2009 13:38

Are you Mrs Rochester?

ThreadieMair · 11/02/2009 13:39

I was wondering that Rhub. I think Justine should rush home with a fire extinguisher before things get too hot.

sassy · 11/02/2009 13:39

Actually, there is ind of a precedent for this...is your name Bertha Mason?

(I know it was the dh who was the boss in this case but y'know)

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:39

sorry you might need to read a bit of this associated thread

Sassy - I noticed your cleverness. Thank you.

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sassy · 11/02/2009 13:40

Boo at x-posts with Rhub

Rhubarb · 11/02/2009 13:45

Sorry sassy!

Watch out for that governess Mrs R - she's a right goer she is!

onebatmother · 11/02/2009 13:46

I don't think without pant/skirt will send a clear enough message. He might notice the absence of top/bra as well, though.

It's important that you do this for real.

sassy · 11/02/2009 13:46
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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 13:50

Entirely naked then? Are you sure it's not too "gagging for it"? I suppose if I wander down entirely naked but have my nose buried in the MN Toddlers Guide it will make me look as though I am not that bothered?

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morningpaper · 11/02/2009 13:51

lolol

I can assume you that this was not me

I was too busy dribbling catching a train

onebatmother · 11/02/2009 13:58

I like 'assume you'. It sounds right, does't it?

WIAA yes that will deffo do it. Have you depilated etc though? Remember, the bar is set very high, vis a vis his lady wife.

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WomanInAnAttic · 11/02/2009 14:00

It's me, Swedes.

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