To be giggling my pants off

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I received my new vibrator through the post today (yay!)

It came with a note from the company's customer services manager.
Signed:

Mandy Beaver

Do I need to grow up?

I used to fancy the pants off a boy called Michael Hunt when I was at school. Didn't get how funny it was until I was about 20, doh!

DH had a mate called Ian Littler. Which was fine till he was phoning people and they asked for his initial and surname

I Littler

I went to school with a teresa green

My headmaster was called Dr Fear.

He was such a wuss it was really disappointing!

i know someone called chris hunt [c hunt ],my aunt worked with a bob staines and i know someone who was called sandy beech before she married.an old work colleague had a son jack her surname was frost.

My friend worked in Immigration and had an applicant from Thailand called Mr Bumsuck. And I ran a recruitment drive once and had an application called Hayno Fokken. What was really funny was that he subtitled the sections on his CV so we had 'Fokken Education', 'Fokken Experience', 'Fokken Interest' etc.

pmsl @ mummydoit

My mum's gastric consultant is called Ben Dover, I kid you not.
I know I Mike Hunt, i wonder if it is the same bloke the TCF?

My sisters tutor was called Phil McCraken!

My Dad is William (Willy) Cock - his cousin is Richard

Tootyflooty: did you go to the same school as me? Was there also a Crystal Knobs at yours? there was at mine....

We also had a Philip Pinnell (say it fast, out loud)

A schoolfriend's dad was called Dick Willy, and I went to school with someone called Crystal Ball - I kid you not.

I worked with a Dr De'ath too.

And know of a dermatologist called Dr Cream.

And had a dentist called Mr Paine.

And a Dr Doctor who phoned a ward and a Nurse Nurse answered the phone. Tis true. Apparently, he thought she was taking the piss

I've NC'd because these are very recognisable in my town - everybody knows them and other threads I'm on would make it easy to identify me.

Our local solicitors office is that of Phibbs and Argue
The local hospitals gynae consultant is called Dr Dick AND I shit you not his daughter is called Neada.
A car sales garage not too far away is owned by a Mike Hunt.

My Mum's plumber is called Mr Flood.
And I knew an opththalmologist called Dr Aymem ( pronounced Eye-man!)

Ikidyounot: am crying with laughter at your gynae consultant's daughter's name

I went to uni with a girl called Julie Bastard. I wonder if she ever considered calling any possible DS's Robin??

i also know of a t watts.

Oh bless you, you lot have made me laugh my pants off yet again (must invest in stronger knicker elastic)

Best I can do is a former client called Basil Bigcock

My friend has a little boy called Odd Love (mind you, that is a Swedish name)

Quench- love that one! DP has just told me he stayed with a woman called Pembroke Minge...

Wait wait, it gets better- he's remembered her brother was called Lucius

There is a consultant urologist who writes to the BMJ a lot whose name always makes me snigger Mr Burns-Cox. I just imagine his patients all terrified in the waiting room.

DD used to go out with a guy called Mike Rack.

And my dad once had to introduce a Mr Dippy to a Mr Batty.

The girl in the next bed when I had DS was called Weale - she had a boy - luckily, as she had been planning to call a girl Catherine...

Did anyone hear Vic Reeves on the radio today-someone had asked whether dunking biscuits should be allowed in the olympics. Anyway they all went off on one about of course Duncan should.....Well I was sniggering.