to be pissed off that someone thinks my house looks like a Palace?? A FOLLOW ON

[TLESinChristmasStockings]

FFS i pay no bills etc and people say that my house is sooooooo gorgeous!!!1

My House

TLES! Just coughed coffee all over the keyboard. you owe me a new computer you caaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hope your parcel shows up. I reckon the postie must be struggling under the weight of the giant hamper of choc I just know mumsnetters have sent me

Needmorecoffee what i do lmao xx

Lucky cow

I am going to ring MTV cribs and tell them about your gorgeous house maybe they will come round.

ohh Pingping would you like to rent a room? you could be on tv with me then as my child minder

Bedroom for rent

TLES I don't know if I could afford it look how fab that room is Would be well past my budget. Who did the interior Design its stunning?

PingPing why darhhhhhlink I got the local thugs youths to do it they have such style and grace

and the rent is so cheap just a fruit shoot for each of the children a week

Well I start packing then. Them hoodrats are so good at interior Must pass them a bottle of cider and a packet of fags when I see them as a thankyou

PingPing good on ya....although make sure you give them diamond white cider they much prefer it lol

PMSL at ALL of this thread

(ROFL & boak at the bread)

(BTW OP, you may live in a palace but yr bathroom needs a visit from Kim and Aggie)

thanks for cheering us all up!

LOL Diamond white and a bottle of Lambrini for the posh ones

LOL loobeylou at kim and Aggie

OMG my bathroom has just been renovated lol

ignore Loobeyloo TLES she must not have any sense of interior design or is just not posh enough to see how beautiful your bathroom is maybe send the hoodrats her way to let them redecorate

Ping, I will I will send them there with their spray cans paint brushes

LOL LOL and baseball bats Tools