to feel slightly miffed when just because dh is an accountant, people who do not know him, think he's a nerd or a geek

[ALovelySongbirdInaPearTree]

people that don't even know him, when they find out his an accountant say oh i bet he's fun, or exciting.

When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

It is actually very rude for people to say accountancy is boring. In reality it is more interesting than many other jobs and considerably better paid. I would pick somebody up straightaway if they said accountancy is boring and ask them how much more interesting their own job was

What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say?
"Darling, tell me about your work."

tinselwarpedbodybag tell us abpout your own oh so interesting occupation, do

gosh I am so bored waiting for you

your jokes are so hilarious you must be a real livewire

podflick, i don't work darling.

i lunch and shop.

how interesting

raw nerve podrick? non?

nothing raw about an accountant's system

Yes Ronaldinhio. I think it is extremely rude to rubbish somebody's career choice with an ignorant stereotype.

Funny? Non.

go ronaldinhio

I am worried by your censure. Would a wholehearted apology sooth your expressionless, grey brow?

funny? non.

what are you?
del boy
or anna don't you know i live in paris 888

lol

join the durr brains, bodybag, nowt so dull as a thicko

I'm a management accountant so one of the evil ones that makes people stick to a budget ...

....I confess that (on occasion) I find ignorant stereotyping very amusing.

This is one such occasion.

I find goths amusing

so podflick are you french then?

I find some accountant jokes funny - they ARE funny. I am an accountant.

ok, i will get you some more

A fellow walks into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and
says, "Can I help? Have you lost something? "
"No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an accountant and we're looking for a suitable
stone."

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient.

"This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart."

The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?"

"One was a teacher and the other was an accountant."

"I'll take the accountant's heart," says the patient. "I want one that hasn't been used."

....then we share an object of mirth, Podrick.

Splendid!