to tell my mil, that the reason she is hot all the time

[southeastastra]

is because she is fat

I think sometimes being bigger makes you feel colder, because your skin (and temperature receptors) are further away from the heat generated by your internal organs.

So fat doesn't necessarily = hot, although if you sent her to antarctica she'd probably last longer before her core functions gave out.

Oh, I'd really enjoy telling my cousin and her family that the reason she is 1. so hot and 2. depressed is that she:

1. Eats too much and sits on her arse all day in an overheated house

1. Does fuck all, has no interests, has the tv on all day and sits on her arse all day in an overheated house.

But I won't.I'll just think it every time I see her moaning whingeing never fecking satisfied fat face.