to NOT tell DH what he's just done?

[BibiJesus]

I got new toothbrushes today, so DH merrily throws his away immediately, I thought I'd throw mine tonight after it's last use.

So, the lazy sod couldn't be bothered to go get his new one from the kitchen and thought as I was throwing mine away he'd just use it one last time ...

except it wasn't my toothbrush, it was the toothbrush I use to scrub my mooncup

OH MY GGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!

EWWWWWW!!! and EWWWWW!!!again!

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

fabulous.

don't tell him of course. You must hold this wonderful secret in reserve for any future rows you may have. You can think privately to yourself mid-row, "Ah yes, you mooncup scrubber thief..."

Your serene smile will diffuse your own anger, win you the high ground and irritate him intensely.

BTW, snurk at "he's gonna be soooooo annoyed if he knows I've been sitting on it for this long."

oh my word that is hilarious!!! i would tell him but maybe have a -bucket-- his new toothbrush at the ready
xx ei xx

I really needed a giggle too. Fan-bloody-tastic.

EEEOOOWWWWW!!!

If you tell him we demand a picture.