DH takes everything litrally and I'm so annoyed at him

[NeedlesNPins]

We went to view a house today and the current owner told us where everything was and then said "I'll stay here while you have a look around. So, just knock yourselves out."

DH then shrugged his shoulders and charged at the wall headfirst, litrally knocking himself out.

The owner was so shocked he dropped his cup of tea, rushed over to pick DH up and we then had to sit there in his living room for 10 minutes until DH came around. So embarrassing and now not only do we have 0 chance of getting this house (as the owner thinks we're nuts) but we also have to pay to have his carpet cleaned.

DH said he genuinly misunderstood. Am I being too hard on him? I mean, why would he ask us to litrally hurt ourselves?

Fill your boots at a buffet could be fun too

If Mr Needles ever tells you its raining cats and dogs, be sure to stay home folks!!

lol

pmsl

pmsl

erm..

This is NO LAUGHING MATTER. In Uni my DH was famous for being Mr Literal. He was campaigning for a girl to be voted onto the Students Union. When asked by a fellow student "where is Lara we haven't seen her canvassing in ages. Is she dead? " His response was an earnest "No, no, honestly she is fine. Just very busy"

Luckily I have been training him in the ways of sarcasm and irony for the last 11 years and he appears to have got it. Most of the time.

this has to be the same poster as the pooey-pants-sex-poster as last night

are the schools finished or on inset day anywhere

Send him out to buy a tin of tartan paint.

I am going to ask MNHQ to come up with a troll emoticon

and some glass nails (I confess to actually falling for that one in my first job- I was bloody 19 years old )

Sky hooks.
And a long weight.

You think you have probelms with your DP, you wanna meet mine

Can someone link to the pooey pants sex post? I need a laugh and do love these troll posts

trolls used to be so much more interesting!!