to be surprised that MN is even more gloomy than EastEnders? (Not for the self righteous or those offended by POO)

[MrsSeanBean]

as if we don't all have enough weighty issues to deal with in RL.

FFS, do people really come on here wanting to discuss climate change, rocket science or the LAW?!!!

Well, whatever - I don't.

I want to know if IABU to to go this far to consider my other loo cublicle users' sensibilities?

When using a public loo I will often refrain from doing a poo out of consideration for my fellow users (smell and possible fart noise issues). This can cause considerable discomfort

Should I just go ahead and to hell with it?

If yes, how to look next door in the eye if we exit at the same time?

You can hide the topics that don't interest you.

On some of the threads in this topic squeaky!

People come on here to discuss all sorts of things, it's up to them if they want to discuss astrophysics or jordan.

Re the poo, hold it in please until you get home.

I hope that clarifies things

you're mumsnetting from a public loo?!!

LOL compo, addiction truly setting in?!

if it bothers you, you just have to wait in the cubicle till you can't hear anyone else than exit in a hurry before anyone else comes in!Might be in there a long time if its busy!!

But it's what they are for, and I have heard some pretty impressive noises, doesn't bother me but I dread DS 3 making some comments about it VERY LOUDLY !!

("Mummy whats that smell? Mummy I can smell something. Mummy Is someone doing a poo? Who is it mummy? Was it that lady mummy?" etc etc)

If a single cubicle toilet run the taps whilst pooing. Put down toilet paper to eliminate any splashing noises. And cough if farting accompanies the poo.

If a multiple cubicle then make sure you pick the loo next to either a small child or an elderlyu woman. Both can be successfully blamed for any noises, smells or noxious fumes i find.

if the op hates mn so much
why is she still here??
2nd thread slaggin mn off.

Seems to be very au fait with its options for a new one.

Wait until hand dryers are on then plop very fast

Maybe you'd like Mumsnet more if you weren't so full of shit

are you being unreasonable to not poo in a public loo?

no yanbu

why mrsseanbean? Isn't he a wife beater of note?

1 - people are free to talk about whatever they like. Different things interest different people at different times. If someone doesn't like a certain topic, they should feel free to keep the fuck off it.

2 - when you've got to go you've got to go.

Advent still here?? only been 2 days!

Mumikissinsanta - you're good

I think MrsSeanBean is probally really nice. remember the first aveline in bread, she was the frist mrs sean bean and very nice.

i think shes a name changer.

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Oh, poo at will, you won't be the only one. Though it is polite-ish to try to avoid vocalisation ('GNNNN! AAAAAAHHHHH1' especially of the kind that suggests sexual gratification). AIBU to be a bit disbelieving or possibly envious of people who actually have the option of holding in a poo if they decide the time/circumstances are not right? When I gotta go, I gotta go.

Though I really do hate people who try to make conversation from the next cubicle when one is having a major dump.