to go to my sister's house and kick the living crap out of her because..

[hecate]

she introduced my son to the TOTAL SHIT that is 'goldenballs' and now we are subjected to it nightly?

Come on, no jury in the world would convict me, surely?

It is total total SHIIIIIIIIIITE!!!

I thought they'd dug great grooves with their fingernails when they came up with deal or no deal, but fuck me.

Is it because there's nobody left who could answer an actual question then?

We are reduced to playing eeny meeny miney moe because nobody knows anything any more.

hecate - you are a lovely person, how can one not be lovely to you

noooooooooo, come back..hold me........

what can I say? I'm needy...

Gawd, that programme is awful. Not only boring, but also disgusting the way it rewards people for gaining other people's trust then stabbing them in the back. My DS likes it too. Eurrrgh.

Am I the only one to wonder what is going on between hecate and bella.

hecate, my wonderful grandparents have bought dd the blardy electronic boardgame for Christmas

Avoid the dcs discovering the existence of that treasure at all costs

My arms are out ready to give you a squeeze and a hug hecate

juicy - are you new? I have only been on here just over a year, but in that time, I have found hecate and her posts endearing, funny, wise and I like reading them, they cheer me up. You just warm to some posters

oh and fwiw - I love Golden Balls! and Celeb Get Me Outta Here and X-Factor and Strictly - yes I am sad!

I cant watch either, they make me feel ill.

deste...glad its not just me then

No it is a shiteous programme, and is full of absolute ballons trying to sound like Inspector Clueso, go and give her a slap!

animaux, as long as the Edmonds doesn't show his face in my house, I try not to care too much

cola...doohhhhh I might sound a bit dumb, but what are you on about?

juicy - i pay bella to come on my threads and tell me I'm lovely.

psst, bella - cheque's in the post, with a nice xmas bonus!

bella, you up north, yes? whereabouts (roughly, if you want to maintain the mystery! )

Oooohhh spooky....are you stalking me now!

hecate - I live on the outskirts of York.

OMG - my ds's love it as well! They discovered it for themselves and they're addicted. It's bizarre. Ds2 doesn't even understand it but still loves it.

It's completely weird - they've obviously focussed on it appealing to small children who then make us have it on so that we can cook tea in peace...

oh, nice, I went up there a while ago. It's like a fort, isn't it?

Or something.

did you mean me, juicy? we are meeting on a few threads tonight, aren't we?

Tis nice. We don't chat often.

It has walls around it - if thats what you mean?

If I had known you were up here, we could have met up - Squonky does not live far from me - we could have had a mumsnet meet-up.

I love goldenballs , I used it as a starter in my lesson the other week.

yes. walls around it. Is it not some sort of old fortified town thingie then? - astonishing, my lack of basic knowledge, is it not?

If I am ever up that way again, I would love to meet up.

What on earth do you teach, twin?

my dad has gotten my Ds quite enthusiastic about golden balls too.

he lovesthe end bit as he likes to guess who will steal/split.

I have no idea what goldenballs is, but if it is as bad (or worse) than DOND, then I will happily send you my axe to help the job along

They are both absolute bollocks. DD tried to watch them because classmates do/did. It only lasted a little while.

Try putting on a dvd half an hour before the prog starts and then she'll miss it!