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To hate that all the new xbox games seem to involve DP having virtual sex with another woman?

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Naive · 23/11/2008 12:48

Loads of xbox games nowadays consist of a huge amount of violence- fine, DP is a grown man, it's not like DS is playing them. But what gets to me is the fact that he has to press buttons to make some stupid bint moan on the xbox so that he can pass that part of the game and move on to the next. Then women start doing a strip tease. So basically he has to bring some virtual woman off while she moans away.

If it's not on the xbox it's on PC games or internet games.

As if I don't feel flabby and yucky enough without size 0 bloody virtual women getting my fella to virtually shag them.

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SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 12:18

Oh gosh, Nutty - I can't imagine my DP's face if I told him to move over because now's the time I play with my Mumsnet friends. I played him at CoD4 once & beat him 19-4 or something insane like that. Totally beginner's luck, but bless him, he was so ashamed. Especially when I told his brother

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 12:35

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SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 12:45

It's so tempting. Particularly as I'm usually nagging him to get off the thing: "Sorry, love - time's up. My turn now " "[faints]"

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 12:51

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SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 13:01

I shall add you later I'm not sure which games we have that I'd actually want to play, though. I may have to invest - what do you have & recommend?

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 13:11

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OrmIrian · 24/11/2008 13:13

Will have to check the age limit on the game then. A bit taken aback I must admit. DS seems to be more interested in the dog really

Ah well perhaps we'll stick to Halo 3 - no sex but plenty of nice healthy killing

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 13:21

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OrmIrian · 24/11/2008 13:22

The dog dies!!!

SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 13:23

Oh, Spyro! I've not played with cute little Spyro in years. I shall buy that . Ooh, how exciting!

It's out of stock on Amazon, but I found it here

SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 13:25

DP would like to reassure you all that you have the option to bring the dog back when you finish the game.

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 13:32

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SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 13:37

I think you have to finish the game, then apparently you can resurrect either a whole bunch of people, your family & your dog, or none of them & just get a load of money. DP just showed me the bit where the dog died on YouTube. I'm so glad I didn't see it unexpectedly - I'm too hormonal for such tragedy!

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 13:43

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SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 13:46

At least you each saved people - I'm fairly sure DP took the money & ran

SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 22:27

WRT inappropriate scenes in Fable 2 / the dog, my friend just sent me a great picture of what his dog's up to right now...

NuttyTaff · 24/11/2008 22:29

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SpringySunshine · 24/11/2008 22:32

The dog is perhaps acting as some kind of mediaeval SheWee?

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