To find ' Bitch' in big pink letters across someones windscreen -

[DoubleBluff]

Completely offensive?
Why would any woman want to describe herself as this and drive around with it written on her car?
I hope some nice traffic cop pulls her over and reports her for a Public Order offence.{angry]
And if it wwas antone on heree - SHAME ON YOU.

'Wish my wife was as dirty 'that written on a back on a van or lorry really riles me too.Fuck off you scummy Daily Sport reader!

lol with the "U" littlelapin.
I thought you meant scrawled in lipstick too

Haha littlelapin!

Or a big pink W over the B.

There is a car at work , a little silver Ford Ka which is covered in pink flowery stickers (literally all over the bodywork) and 'powered by fairydust' on all of the windows/windscreens.

I have seen the fiary dust decal being driven by a very middle aged, larger lady.
It msut be a whole trrop of bloddy fiaries to power that love!!

meow, doublebluff

pmsl "my other ride is your daughter" .....

what about a silver car with some purple butterflies on the sides near the back??
is that tacky and awful or just each to his own

I've seen a personalised number plate around here that is :

B1TCH

classy eh?

I saw an amusing sticker in car it said " Ex Husband in Boot " . Amused my sad brain anyway.......

Actually its also reminded me of another car I often see around - an otherwise gorgeous VW Beetle that is spoiled by similar large sticky letters all over the cars bodywork saying "Mine"

Why FFS?

Actually its also reminded me of another car I often see around - an otherwise gorgeous VW Beetle that is spoiled by similar large sticky letters all over the cars bodywork saying "Mine"

Why FFS?

I'm afraid the vw beetle scene has loads of beetles with stickers like that Norbert (mine hasn't .A very common one is 'Lower than your nan's tits'

charming

Sorry to intrude, but the talk of cock drawings has reminded of a funny tale, which is related to this topic, and I thought I would just share.

A few years ago I had 2 friends visiting. They came in one car, which they parked outside my house. The next day we all went out, me in our car, and them following behind. I kept seeing them in my rear view mirror, pointing to one side and giggling. When we got to our destination, I asked them what it was about and they pointed out the very large cock that someone had drawn in the dirt of the passenger side window. We all had a giggle and then forgot about it.

Two days later a friend at work came in looking very sheepish. She said she had to apologise for what she'd done to my friend's car. She had come past our house very drunk seen it parked outside and told her husband "oooh look, it must be Jammy's friend's car, and it's a Beetle, isn't it luvverly" and had proceeded to draw the cock on it. She had then forgotten all about it, until she got home from work on the Monday and her DH asked her if she had apologised to me.

On the back windscreen of a Honda car once I saw a sticker made to look like the H of Honda made up of two men and a woman. The woman was on all fours giving one man a blow job and then (how do I describe this without grossing myself out???)being penetrated from behind, so the men were the two sticks either side and the woman the cross bar in the middle. It was the size of the whole windscreen.

I am not too easily offended, but I actually wanted to get out of my car and give the young man driving it a good ticking off.

I was stuck on the motorway the other day when a car crawled past with 'If I wanted you up my arse, I'd kiss you first' slapped across the rear windscreen of a car. Behind it was a police car and the police were wetting themselves laughing. Reckon it made their day and certainly entertained them in the tail backs.

poshwellies - glad yours hasn't got anything as crass as "mine" all over it (mine didn't either, although it was nearly 40 yrs old and not as sleek and shiny as this).

I know I shouldn't but lol at "lower than your nans tits".

My brother had a VW bay camper with a small window sticker that said " The only bay in the village" that always made me smile

I wouldn't fancy explaining that one to a child. Surely it is offensive and shouldn't be allowed.

Mines on profile Norbert-a proper beetle! [gloats]None of that new beetle rubbish

Laughs at 'only bay in the village' that always makes me chortle.

Can't see your profile poshwellies!!

We only sold ours a few months ago -it was an old K reg and bright orange. DC still go on about missing her

Think the profile is sorted now Norbert.

at your recent sell of beloved bug.They become part of the family don't they? I grew up with my holidays in my fathers old trusted camper and we all shed a tear when he sold it a few years back.

poshwellies. It looks fantastic! Obviously very loved and well looked after.

DS just saw photo and said "Can we get it?"

Must go -school run time.

Thanks Norbert!

A newcomer to our family (only had it since September) and my dh would of given it to your ds a few weeks back when it decided to blow up! He was doing a proper basil faulty meltdown with it!