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AIBU To Sugget MNs Are Bored Out Of Their Skulls!

226 replies

crappypants · 13/11/2008 19:02

I cannot believe the amount of crap that so many of you waffle on about!
I realise that not everyone has IQs to be particularly proud of but for gods sake, has nobody got anything interestng to talk about!!

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crappypants · 14/11/2008 13:58

custardo.....eeerrrrrrrrrrr have a wild guess were she is

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Rhubarb · 14/11/2008 13:58

Oh are you? Can't use phone when I'm on the internet, crappy shitty BT fault.

You at home?

Quattrocento · 14/11/2008 13:59

Custy

I think I heard Crappy disrespecting your fambly. Lower down the thread. You don't need to read it - would only upset you ...

Rhubarb · 14/11/2008 13:59

I'm actually climbing Snowdon at the minute whilst drinking lager and eating pizza.

shootfromthehip · 14/11/2008 14:00

PMSL at Quattro

brightongirldownunder · 14/11/2008 14:01

Quattro...bad dog, back in your basket...

crappypants · 14/11/2008 14:01

Quattro.shitstirrer

Rhubarb.....cheapskate.

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Rhubarb · 14/11/2008 14:02

crappy - hold yerself in girl (btw you've got toilet paper sticking out yer knickers), I'll be back in mo.

Don't cry.

Rhubarb · 14/11/2008 14:02

(crappy paid me a compliment!)

brightongirldownunder · 14/11/2008 14:02

you using on one of those new I-phones Rhubarb? In awe at your ability to climb, drink and eat.
See smellypants, Rhubarb is very able.

Quattrocento · 14/11/2008 14:06

Where has Crappy gone? I want to know about her incontinence problems and how they developed so young. You can get really discreet pads for that sort of thing nowadays.

crappypants · 14/11/2008 14:06

why dont you all climb out from the inside of rhubarbs arse and try and have a decent conversation with others.

It seems to me that you are all bored shitless and really feel the need to vent your anger at anyone you come across.....when in reality you really need to vent at someone very close to you.

Discuss.

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SoupDragon · 14/11/2008 14:07

I may be bored but at least I haven't sh*t myself. Unlike the OP.

lulumama · 14/11/2008 14:09

but there are lots of lovely and uplifting threads crappypants.. look at childbirth , for example , or birth announcements, you don;t have to look for arguments or venting.

you might want to ask in the health topic, about your continence issues, i am sure you would get lots of support

Tortington · 14/11/2008 14:09

pmsl

brightongirldownunder · 14/11/2008 14:11

Plenty of decent conversations on here, turdycacks. Am just so confused - why are you still on here boring us out of our tiny skulls?

VanessaParody · 14/11/2008 14:17

AIBU to be disappointed that 'turdycacks' is only a made-up name and not a real MNer?

Quattrocento · 14/11/2008 14:17

Got to go and school run. A rare treat. Can't wait for the latest instalment of Crappy's leaden sparkling posts. Keep 'em coming girl.

Oh and shouldn't you change out of your crappypants? Or would it be a waste of time?

filthymindedvixen · 14/11/2008 14:22

crappypants has cropped (crapped?) up before with threads on a similar vein.
Haven't seen her start a thread in which we can actually see evidence of her superior IQ yet, though. I can't wait, can you?

Rhubarb · 14/11/2008 14:24

OMG! I just did the hugest shit you have ever seen! One where you have to hold onto the towel rail for support - and I was thinking of crappypants the whole time!

I think you should market your abilities there crappy!

brightongirldownunder · 14/11/2008 14:26

Crappypants is Mn's very own enema. Hoorah for Crappy!

pingping · 14/11/2008 14:29

PMSL!

Crappy why are you picking on Rhubarb?

Rhubarb · 14/11/2008 14:30

It's one of those love/hate things. The more insulting she is, the more I know she loves me!

I love you too Turdbreath! xxxxxxxxxx

pingping · 14/11/2008 14:40

HA HA Rhubarb

EXStepfordwife · 14/11/2008 14:40

Look wheres this promised spark of lightening where crappy reveals her much talked about soaring high IQ then?... For someone whose a hater of this you been here a long time crappy, are you hooked now? Same time Monday for more good old british toilet humour then... Yeahhhh can't beat it.....