To expect to buy...

[Rhubarb]

Guinness in the pub at a reasonable price i.e change from £3 and to be able to leave my kids in the car outside with the engine running (to keep 'em warm) and coke and crisps for tea without someone having a go at me?

chloemegjess - you are either a master of subtle humour OR you are seriously lacking in it.

Which is it?

Rhubarb, why leave them in the car? What's wrong with the pub bench in the beer garden? Less far for you to throw the crisps!

If they want you they can always ask a random stranger coming in/out to find out how much longer you'll be!

You could always get one of them to drive the car around to save the battery.

Dont they Pookamoo????? Well that shows how many times I go down that end of town now

lol at this thread

Lou - Yes I think we are sisters. Remember we used to argue about who would go in to the pub to ask how much longer they'd be/ if we could have more crisps.

YABU. My dad used to just leave us on the nearest bench. Car, coke, crisps!!! Have you won the lottery?

How could I forget, unavaiable! You always ended up with the salt and vinegar ones too and you KNOW they're my favourite, you liked cheese and onion best and just did it to spite me...

Remember the time I spilt my lemonade all over your new anorak? It WAS NOT accidently on purpose at all, you snitch

shoshe I think it was a couple of years ago they sold Pandapops to Vimto and now they are made in Birmingham or somewheer.

That would be the beer you can smell

But dad did open the car windows on the way home, to counteract the smell of beer and fags and help with our nausea (after all that pop before tea!)
Bless him.

Burp°

Well I had a lovely night, drank 10 pints of Guinness and am just recovering. Kids sat watching tv all day, threw in some leftover pizza before.

Am well skint now, must've spent about £50 last night. Ah well, they don't really need Christmas presents do they? Unless anyone fancies doing a whip-round for me?

(salvitates at the thought of another session tonight)

unavailable - are you the kids we waved to in the next door car one highly, ahem, memorable christmas day?

See you and Lou in therapy next week?

hey???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Not sure I do agree with any answers so far. Live the kids alone at home! But before hand, make sure there are lots od DVDs at hand and check there is no battery in the fire alarm. you could alternatively buy cheap booze at the Corner shop and get dunk in their company. The more the merrier.

chloemegjess are you for real?

Cross posted, was supposed to follow chloe