Well my name's clearly unacceptable to custardo too, psychomum5.
I honestly don't get it - why do I have to have a nickname that everyone likes?? I'm happy with it and don't see the need to go round being abusive of other people for their choice of nickname.
Frankly, custardo, you are being petty and unpleasant with this thread - why start a thread to SHOW the world how nasty you can be?
If you have to put others down to make yourself feel better, that says far more about you than it does about those you choose to criticise.
I neither need nor want your approval - I just hope that your dc's aren't running around being as nasty to other children just because their names aren't imaginative enough!!