AIBU to want to maim/kill my s/o?

[falcon]

Apologies for hogging the forum but I'm having major man troubles today.

Now it's my s/o. I bought 10 bottles of diet coke specifically for us to take to college. 5 for him, 5 for me.

I was off Monday so I didn't have one that day, he took one to college.

I did take a bottle today, and I've just looked in the cupboard to find just one bottle there.

That means that over 2 days he's consumed 8 bottles.

Obviously there's some part of ''I've bought soft drinks for ''us'' to take to college''

I don't mind him drinking bottles at night but surely it's considerate to leave at least a bottle or two for your s/o?

There's milk, 2 types of squash,4 types of fruit juice and water to drink, it's not as though I'm depriving him of fluids.

AIBU to want to maim him a little?

And surprisingly he isn't hyper, though caffeine doesn't keep me awake either to be fair, no matter how high my intake is.

Wait till he shows you pictures of his stag night with his head in some strippers tits! AND AND @##@* thinks you should think its funny Then see how you feel about the coke thingy.

OK perhaps not maim/kill I'll just give him a few papercuts, surely that's fair?

yanbu

obviously it is fair to kill someone over coke consumption

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Actually what really annoyed me was when I said I presume that last coke is mine? He said no I need that for college tomorrow. You can buy a bottle on your way to college

Falcon, shouldn't you be on bebo with this one???? (I'm I showing my age)

Why Bebo?

I don't have Bebo, I don't use it. I can't understand the point of Bebo, Myspace or any of the others.

SO ... why are you allowing him to take the last bottle of coke when it's yours?

And why are you buying everything?

I generally do the shopping and I've now hidden the last bottle of coke after a few cross words. He's lucky that's all I did, I have pmt and there's no chocolate in the house, only Haribo.

Nuttella?

No Nutella either.

I could be content with a big bowl of vegetable pasta smothered in mozzarella though. I think I'll make that and have it with that bottle of diet coke.

Drink it slowly in front of him .

Although really you should be drinking water or dilute juice instead of all that coke . Think of your dentist's bill.

I only drink diet coke at college, tonight is an exception. I stick with water and milk at home. Fruit juice at weekends.

Am I the only person LMAO at s/o? Sorry, but I can't hear the term without thinking of Raquel in Only Fools And Horses giving Del killer glares when he used it to describe her.

As for the diet coke...it is Satan's urine, and you should be grateful to him for saving you from it.

Have a Fruit Shoot instead.