I know I probably am.
We bought a wooden toilet seat and step with a child insert last week having wanted one for ages, we had to budget to afford it.
On saturday we had friends for dinner and they asked if they could bring a friend, we have met her a couple of times but don't really know her. She was hammered when they arrived and drank a lot here, then for some unexplained reason decided to stand on the toilet seat and look out of the window at fireworks. She was jumping and cracked the whole thing. She didn't even apologise. Just found it hilarious.