To keep my DS1 in the compost bin?

[geraldinetheluckygoat]

Because you see he spent the whole afternoon in there today, with a worm in one hand and a caterpillar in the other, chatting away to them happy as larry. I only put him in there to flatten down all the garden waste id just put in, honest. But he didn't want to get out. So he stayed there, while I did the garden.
I think I may get one for the house, and keep him in it, because he was so GOOD while he was in there.
aibu?

YANBU
But you shouljd rename him STig

YANBU, in fact you should go on Dragons Den with that suggestion.

Oh yes, fantastic Idea, Theo Kathetis would definitely go for it...

What a brilliant idea. I have two children and only one bin - can I put them both in there together?

Also, ds is a very fussy eater and hardly eats anything - is it, therefore, sod's law that I would find him eating rotten apple peelings and eggshells?

Kathy, you could try two children to one bin, but might I suggest that the purchase of an extra bin would eradicate any chance of bickering/fighting, therefore well worth the initial outlay?

I trust the apples are from an organic veg box, and the eggs from your own chickens? If so, I really can't see a problem.

HTH