AIBU to want to kill or at least maim people who...

[falcon]

use the last piece of toilet paper and walk away without putting another roll on the holder?
Inevitably you've done your business, you reach out for some paper and there's nothing there!
It infuriates me.

My dp does this only he does get the next loo roll out and places it on top of the toilet which is a mere 15 cm from the bloody loo holder. It is a hook on one so not an akward one. Why he can't just put it on the holder is anyone's guess!

By the wall? Not by the wall? ....I couldn't care less because I would be passed out with shock that someone else other than me had put a loo roll on the holder. And if they put the empty roll in the bin I would need CPR
That said I always turn my friend's loo rolls round to my way when I'm at her house!!! It's a long standing friendly dispute....which way is the right way that is!!!!!!!

thats what your pop socks are for, friend admitted she had wiped her arse with them when loo roll ran out at a club.classy

The right way is NOT by the wall. Nuff said

empty milk cartons back in the fridge

They just like messing with our minds.