One of the women's toilets was broken. I went to tell someone at the desk. They asked me to put a note on it, which is I thought was a bit much, but there were no women behind the desk, so fine.
Then he started saying, I needed to put it on the toilet.
I said, well, i was just going to put it on the door, and lock the door from the outside.
To which he responded 'Using your telekinetic powers?'.
I was fairly and pointed out that normally bathroom doors can be locked from the outside.