to want to rock in a corner and yell "Nonononononononononononononononono"??

[Flamesparrow]

DH went back to work today after a fortnight off.

DS has been whingey all day after a colourings & sugar crash.

DD is hell because we are at the end of the holidays and she knows her routine is going tits up, newness abounds and she doesn't cope with it.

I have had sod all sleep for 3 nights.

They are just at me in my ears whinging about anything they can, wanting stuff, touching me!!!

I want to hide in a corner with a vat of wine, but I have to get through dinner, bath and sorting everything for school tomorrow first.

Tomorrow doesn't even get to be respite as DS will be hell wanting DD back

Noooooooooooooooo

"They are just at me in my ears whinging about anything they can, wanting stuff, touching me!!!"

LOL. Thats me.

Noooooooo!!! I cannot do any more high school bloody musical either!!

I don't want to bet on him - he has weirdy eyebrows (we only have hsm2)

You may take that the wrong way Sorry

Can I share your corner?

LOL Do you have the Hanna montana thing going on as well?

Please do - you may have to be very brave to touch the wine though

No - I am trying to encourage HM to get some variety. She has started to get into Zack and Cody ("Because it has the girl from HSM in it mummy... and it had Troy in it once!!!!")

Haha - exactly what my DD says. Any of those programmes are enough to send you over the edge.

can I join you Flame....Kids and dh driving me round the bend...

DS is now sobbing because I heartlessly removed a splinter

I'll bring my own vodka flamey, you can have the wine.

Kids driving me crazy (roll on tomorrow)

House is a tip (nothing new there then)

Awful cramps. Started this morning, for the third time in 5 weeks

And if DS2 doesn't stop clicking in a minute I swear I will rip his head off. Click, click, bloody click. STOP IT!

clicking???

aww for the cramps though

Yep, clicking.

Doesn't matter what he is doing he will click, on anything.

Watching TV, he picks up a pen and clicks it on & off.
Take it off him and he picks up his magnetix and clicks them together, takes them apart, clicks them together.
Take them off him and he will find something else to bloody click with.

Tie his hands together and he clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth.

Farkin' clicking.

Ooh that sounds like hell!

It is

click

Mine have gone to bed

Am locked in kitchen with stairgate locked. Had wine already children upstairs should be putting them to bed but cannot face it atm. Had weekend on my own with them as DP away having a lads time with friends. Havent heard from him at all today and am praying he comes home pronto and sober and DEALS with everything! pass the vodka.

I'm counting the minutes, no sod that, the seconds til mine go to bed.

click

Guess I gotta go put sprogs to bed and see why its been so Quiet for last 5 mins- terror strikes my heart. Oh oh can hear "mummy will be so cross" stamp stamp stamp ....crying. Goodbye save me some alchohol

i have vodka and brandy. can i come too?

could be worse - could be Thomas the tan.. tan.. tank engine !

Ooh the mummy will be cross doesn't sound good does it?

Mine are crashing about occasionally.

Back again! bedtime accomplished and it is actually quiet up there
The mummy will be cross was a bathroom type episode and DD1 had been great and wiped up the worst of the toothpaste so just had to put loo roll back on holder, top on toothpaste,flush ginormous poo away,retrieve face clothes from floor and round up the gang.
Pass the wine again slug......
Does anyone have chocolate or pringles?

Like the "touch me bit" flame. I get like that.

Mmmm, cashews.

This thread is funny.

They seem to know when I am at my most irritable and stroke me - I'm not a bloody cat!!

I have now had a beer and am on a Very large glass of wine. All is quiet, life is calmer. Gonna make some popcorn.

The bathroom mess doesn't sound too traumatic - I go up to find DS with the mr muscle trying to clean up poo incidents