We were planning on going camping for the first time with our DD (3.11) recently and my mum called and said "You will keep your eye on her and not let her run off..."
We ended up having quite a row and she slammed the phone down on me obviously thinking I was BU!!!
All sorted now and didn't go camping anyway as weather was pants but it did wind me up. I get a lot of "you know what you're like..." etc too.
I just point out to her that we've got his far with LO still here and in 1 piece so I can't be that dozy!