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to hate Jemery Kyle...with a passion..........................

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CaliflowersAreFluffy · 15/08/2008 20:50

I HATE HIM SO MUCH !

3 words:

santimonious judgemental bastard !

Gggrrrrr !

If i hear 'step up to the plate' 'the only one who matters here is the child' or 'i would walk 25 miles thru the night' again i will really consider moving to another country. Like hes mr perfect ! Rant ova....sorry !

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CaliflowersAreFluffy · 16/08/2008 16:23

Oh deste... i can beleive it !

I understand what you are saying VS - but isn't it sad that people like to watch it to watch people degrading themselves - and make themselves feel better about their own life

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VictorianSqualor · 16/08/2008 16:29

It doesn't make me feel better about my life.

It just makes me laugh at how some people are so deluded. Also reminds me how I must bring my children up to have a decent amount of self-respect.

LongLiveCuckoo · 16/08/2008 16:30

Very occassionally, I might watch it. It makes me feel grateful that my life although not the Waltons isn't a total car crash.

I also like to watch Gillian McKeith and feel slim and healthy. I like to watch Alvin Hall and feel Solvent if not rich.

Watching Aggie and Kim made me feel clean and tidy.

themoon66 · 16/08/2008 16:36

I'm with Victorian Squalor on this one. But I watch it in the afternoons as it puts me straight to sleep and I feel very refreshed in time to cook the dinner

I've tried napping in front of other tv shows, but nobody knocks me out like Jezzer.

solidgoldbrass · 16/08/2008 21:59

Ah yes, the fibbing. I remember watching an episode of Vanessa and hooting with glee at one particular story (My Boyfriend is Shagging his Best Mate) because I just knew that this was three pals who had cooked up the story and were taking the piss - they later publicly admitted it.
I was once on a show where the woman sitting next to me had a right go at me then, when the presenter moved on, leaned over and whispered that, by the way, she didn't mean it, she was a mate of one of the researchers pretending to have that opinion. I smiled sweetly and trod hard on her foot...

nappyaddict · 16/08/2008 22:06

i think he's quite dishy

CaliflowersAreFluffy · 16/08/2008 22:34

he is not dishy ! More like the left overs in the scrap bowl that schools pass on to farms feed to pigs ! Yuck the man is skanky !

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VictorianSqualor · 16/08/2008 22:38

NA, shall we get some tickets?

hf128219 · 16/08/2008 22:46

I would give him one

CJMommy · 16/08/2008 23:02

If we're owning up now........ so would I

hf128219 · 16/08/2008 23:12

There is something a little dirty about him! Can't quite put my finger on it - but there is definite sex appeal

nappyaddict · 16/08/2008 23:34

oh VS please can we!! i would shag him on national telly!

CJMommy · 16/08/2008 23:40

hf128..... know what you mean!!

CaliflowersAreFluffy · 17/08/2008 08:46

lol

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LongLiveCuckoo · 17/08/2008 19:46

You lot can form a queue to shag Jeremy Vile, and I will slip over to the channel Five studios, try my look with the lovely Matthew Wright.

LongLiveCuckoo · 17/08/2008 19:46

that should be luck! although, makes no difference what I typed really. planet loo la.

VictorianSqualor · 18/08/2008 08:43

I can't believe those of you who don't like JK like MW!
He's a slimy git.
I can't stand the guy!

giraffescantdancethetango · 18/08/2008 09:38

where do they find these people??

ChukkyPig · 18/08/2008 10:34

I assume you mean where do they find people who would queue for a roll with JK? Amazingly MN!!!

I'm with Cuckoo, Matthew Wright mmmmmm!

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