to feel cross

[mummyhill]

Kids sleeping, me dozing dh needs to get up for work, he evicts me from bed at 6.30am cause he can't be arsed to make his own breakfast/packed lunch. Kids are on Holiday, I was at work last night am I not entitled to a lie in if the kids are still happily dreaming?

Your response is inadequate mummyhill. Your mn sisters will send you a sharp implement and we expect to see a photo of your dh's manhood within 24 hours. Or else...