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to think I might get dumped if........

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ImLovinIt · 06/07/2008 20:32

....I were on the way home with my date, excused myself to a dark corner and proceeded to use this?

I've just seen it on another thread though it was not what the op was discussing.

Surely no woman would use this. I'd rather piss my pants

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Twelvelegs · 06/07/2008 20:34

Funny if it were a first date, they'd think you were a man..... oh to be a fly on the wall!!!

littlelapin · 06/07/2008 20:34

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Flamesparrow · 06/07/2008 20:34

Argh - you couldn't have found a non-erotic website to link to?? I have just opened that whilst babysitting and will now and explain the history

It depends - if your date would do the same thing, then why not... more dignity than wetting yourself!

NotDoingTheHousework · 06/07/2008 20:34

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Love2bake · 06/07/2008 20:35

lol

ImLovinIt · 06/07/2008 20:44

Oops sorry Flame Grin [sincere emoticon]

Actually LL I can see how it might be practical whilst camping or at a festival. Still though, I really don't think I could use it. Can you imagine the looks of

I didn't google but I'm sure I wouldn't find it on a camping/festival website along side the gas stoves and sleeping bags

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nickytwotimes · 06/07/2008 20:45

Oh, I'd love one for public loos.

OverMyDeadBody · 06/07/2008 20:48

Well, presumably, if someone where going to use it, they would be discreet and therefore there would be no looks of right?

But, if I needed to pee and there was no where else to do it, I'd just squat in the alley, it seems a bit silly and gimicky to need one of those.

ImLovinIt · 06/07/2008 20:49

Good point. I hate using public loos. It's very difficult to hold your trousers, from the waistband and the hem, at your knees and hover at the same time!

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OverMyDeadBody · 06/07/2008 20:49

nickytwotimes that's a good point. I guess they would be very handy indeed when using portaloos at festivals, especially on the last day when they all seem to be overflowing

madamez · 06/07/2008 20:51

Well I once tried one (in the loo at home, just to see if it worked) and soaked my gusset and my hand, so I am not a fan.

OverMyDeadBody · 06/07/2008 21:08

lol

ByTheSea · 06/07/2008 21:10

LOL!

babyignoramus · 07/07/2008 09:53

What I hate are those female urinal things in the free catalogue full of 'useful inventions' that come in the paper - bleuuuuurgh! Basically pee bottles with an attachment for ladies - and the blurb always says 'perfect for those long car journeys' - who on earth would rather use one of those in the back of a car than get out and use a bush. Not to mention the maneuvering (sp?) involved. Ewwwwwww.

whatdayisit · 07/07/2008 10:05

What do you do with if afterwards? When it's all wet?

Anglepoise · 07/07/2008 11:28

I have one for festivals and it's fab

I don't use it in the proper loos (I hover at festivals - but nowhere else) but when you wake up in the night and want to pee in your tent but can't be arsed to get dressed and schlep to a Portaloo then it's absolutely fantastic to be able to pee into a bottle then seal it and empty it in the morning.

whatdayisit it's made of liquid repellent plastic, so you just give it a bit of a shake, or rinse it out with some water. I keep mine in a waterproof bag.

I have never been so desperate for a pee on the way home from anywhere that I've had to pee in an alleyway but pissing anywhere where it's not going to sink into the ground is ming (bush fine, street not)

littlestarschildminding · 08/07/2008 08:27

Anyone travelled in africa??

these are a FANTASTIC invention..............

Have used it loads of times in minging hole in the ground toilets that don't flush...in desert huts with no door...in filthy public loos that you really don't want to touch anything!!

When out walking in the forest in th UK...

In disgusting carboot sale porta loos....

Mine is an invaluable piece of kit that lives in my handbag!

LS

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