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to want to find a fit softly spoken Irish man <swoon>, kidnap him,

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OverMyDeadBody · 02/07/2008 17:23

and do naughty things to him?

{grin]

And if you come on this thread gloating that you're married to a fit softly spoken Irish man, I'm not interested (unless, of course, you are offering to loan him out for the evening!)

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KatieDD · 02/07/2008 17:25

My friend is married to him, hate her !

notjustmom · 02/07/2008 17:25

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PinkPurple · 02/07/2008 17:47

I'm not married to one...but I am dating one

I'm Irish though, so the swoon factor isn't really there...give me a Scottish accent any day

sandy4 · 02/07/2008 17:51

YANBU, they are the best for naughty behaviour

OverMyDeadBody · 02/07/2008 17:52

notjustmum can you please please please give me his details? I will gladly take him off your hands

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allytjd · 02/07/2008 20:57

Anyone intersted in my single brother, not bad looking, slim, fit, brown eyes, all own hair an d teeth, funny, clever, lovely educated scottish accent, 35, no emotional baggage, bit shy with women. Lives in London, wants to settle down, go on, anyone got a single friend or sister? He would kill me if he Knew i was writing this.

Ivegotaheadache · 02/07/2008 21:10

I'm married to one. Very good looking, very fit and very Irish.

Please have him, he's a prick.

KatieDD · 02/07/2008 22:09

How big exactly is this prick

geordieminx · 02/07/2008 22:12

Did you not see location location? Fit single irish fireman... the stuff fantasies dreams are made of

notjustmom · 02/07/2008 22:14

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mrsruffallo · 02/07/2008 22:21

I know what you mean. This one does it for me
here

nametaken · 02/07/2008 22:42

phwoar!!!!!

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 22:44

Ha ha mrs ruffallo, and his big prick got him into trouble even at his age!!

GivePeasAChance · 02/07/2008 22:45

I have one..and he is available to save me a job

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mrsruffallo · 02/07/2008 22:48

Pray tell, greenliz

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 22:51

He was filmed on points of view and he got into trouble because the camera panned down too low and showed his bottom half, and apparently his big Irish willy was trying to burst out of his slacks and ladies were ringing in to COMPLAIN

Wish I'd seen it, I know he's dead old, but it would have whiled away a few minutes.

mrsruffallo · 02/07/2008 22:53

Lol at big irish willy
Just looked at my link again and by jove you are right-his pants are bursting

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 22:54

Imagine those ladies ringing in to complain weren't they embarrassed that they'd been staring at his crotch not his face!!

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 22:55

I just clicked on that photo again, and his willy his straining the material so badly, his pants are going to explode. WOW.

mrsruffallo · 02/07/2008 22:58

greenliz-are you the present mrs wogan?

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 23:16

There is no second Mrs Wogan. I am outraged! Terrance Wogan has been dating Mary WOgan since about 1967!

If I were married to him, it would be very odd to be looking at his willy, on mumsnet, through his trousers, if he were snoring in his pyjamas upstairs. But hey, that'd be foreplay I guess.

I think his children are in their 30s!

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 23:18

Can somebody post a picture of Cillian Murphy. ALl this talk of Terry Wogan is not very exciting. Sorry Tel. Love ya! Coming up in a minute, just logging off! [yeah right]

greenelizabeth · 02/07/2008 23:20

this is more like it

notjustmom · 02/07/2008 23:22

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