To want to slap stupid people on their sunburnt shoulders?

[GrumpyOldHorsewoman]

Who wants to look like a boiled lobster, anyway?

I can't believe how many morons there are wandering around with crimson arms and shoulders with big ol' white strap marks.

Soooooooooo attractive.

Oh you just reminded me of our holiday last year. We were on the beach with DCs and behind us was a family with teenage kids.

The son was fast asleep on a towl which a mahooosive hard on poking up his trunks.

Parents tring to ignore, me and DP rolling around on the sand and our DCs asking constantly what the joke was.

Oh it was funny.

that should read 'with'

I have just bought a parasol(plain canvas one not a frilly job). I have only had the brass neck to use it twice so far but it was brilliant, it was about five degrees cooler under it and i enjoyed being out instead of getting all sticky and headachy. Help me start a fashion please, so that I don't feel self concious.
I always worry about burnt, shirtless workmen, I can't beleive health and safety ignore this when they are so careful about other dangers like asbestos.