Oh Andy, Andy, Andy.. just Why?

[WallowingInMud]

[I categorically refuse to put the word ‘lighthearted’ in the title to indicate that Im not actually traumatised. Also because saying this post is lighthearted is just as facile as holding a little bus or building a Lego haus to illustrate my point.
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I realise that I don’t need to follow Mr B on instagram but I do and I’m feeling deeply patronised:

First a little toy bus (talking about buses innit), then a Lego house (building more Lego houses to amuse the homeless), a bit of cosplay by dressing up as a Sainsbury’s man of the people (to show that you can work at Sainsbury's and a sexy uniform is thrown in) and now… throwing a cowboy hat at the camera/phone to illustrate that cowboy builders are …cowboys.

Make it stop.

AIBU

You'd never heard of him?! He was in the cabinet almost 20 years ago, stood for Labour leadership twice, was heavily involved in Hillsborough and was Manchester Mayor for a decade. It's hard to believe that anybody could be so disengaged from current affairs, but it perfectly demonstrates exactly why an in your face social media strategy is needed.

We had it and they chucked him out. Now it comes to light what he actually did achieve.

Whatever the personality, dress sense, accent and social media presence of a Prime Minister, not everyone will like them. Or approve of them. Or agree with them. An unintended consequence of social media is over-exposure of political leaders, leading to them becoming a consumer ie voter commodity. No, we don't like this one. Let's try another. And another.

A grown up.

I mean, its not like 'dull' is the full requirement! But 'dull and capable' is perfectly alright.

Snap! Except ours is on a Thursday!!

And just this week they’ve installed a new bus stop for the virtually non-existent service to stop at! 🤷‍♀️

Starmer is not lacking capability.

Anyone else got a " you can keep your hat on" earworm now?

"Anyone noticed how cats are smarter than dogs"

Fuck me , Andy , nothing gets past you mate !

Anyone with eyes and a brain cell knows cats are the superior beings